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re: married ot men: how often do you get laid?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:07 am to SmackoverHawg
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:07 am to SmackoverHawg
quote:Yeah just the wife. Otherwise it's not a fair comparison.
Now..when asked how often, we talking just the wife? If so, I'm gonna have to change my answer.
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:11 am to USMCTiger03
4-6 counting bj's and everything. She's good about taking care of business when she's bleeding. She knows how I get when I don't get my "medicine".
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:18 am to SmackoverHawg
quote:please don't ever tell your wife this. Please. Guys are becoming more bold (or maybe just bigger jackasses) and are opening their mouths too often sometime and thinking woman want to hear some of the garbage out of their mouths when it's actually the exact opposite..... Just looking out
Depends on what she looked like and how she was in the sack. I will say that as the wife has aged and thickened up some, she has amped up the freak factor.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:21 am to SuperSaint
quote:
please don't ever tell your wife this. Please. Guys are becoming more bold (or maybe just bigger jackasses) and are opening their mouths too often sometime and thinking woman want to hear some of the garbage out of their mouths when it's actually the exact opposite..... Just looking out
What are you talking about? He didn't say anything about telling his wife that stuff. You act like you never hung out with the boys and talked about your old ladies, although I know you have.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:22 am to SmackoverHawg
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Or DP her with shampoo and conditioner bottles...Theoretically.
Sounds like your theoretical peen isn't stretching her the way she likes it any more.
ETA: Ignore me. I'm just bitter about being engaged and long distance until next May
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 1:25 am
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:24 am to SmackoverHawg
quote:like I said earlier in the thread, most woman are pretty understanding. Don't be a complete jack arse, take care of your wife/GF/significant other and 9 times out of 10 she will reasonably take care of you enough where you won't ever be "pent up"..... Some guys just go about it all wrong and don't get favorable results and go off bitching like they are owed something and how things aren't fair in his situation.
4-6 counting bj's and everything. She's good about taking care of business when she's bleeding. She knows how I get when I don't get my "medicine".
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:25 am to USMCTiger03
Wasn't trying to call him out... Was just taking the quote, something that you hear fairly often, and just making an example.
Eta: just saying guys need to not talk to their girl like they are talking to "guys at the camp". Woman still like to be treated like ladies more often than not
Eta: just saying guys need to not talk to their girl like they are talking to "guys at the camp". Woman still like to be treated like ladies more often than not
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 1:28 am
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:27 am to BamaChemE
quote:
Sounds like your theoretical peen isn't stretching her the way she likes it any more.
She popped two babies out like they were tic tacs. Ain't nobody's peen stretching that thing no more.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:30 am to SmackoverHawg
quote:poor you.. ;/
quote: Sounds like your theoretical peen isn't stretching her the way she likes it any more. She popped two babies out like they were tic tacs. Ain't nobody's peen stretching that thing no more.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:34 am to SuperSaint
Posted on 10/1/14 at 2:00 am to wal marks
No average at all. Some weeks 1 or 2x. Some weeks 7 or 8. Then, have days like we did 4x yesterday alone. We also have young kids. Those little frickers ruin sexy time.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 2:38 am to wal marks
Not at all at the moment thanks to wifey being deployed 
When we're under the same roof, 2-3 times a week, depending on our work schedules (which are chaotic).
When we're under the same roof, 2-3 times a week, depending on our work schedules (which are chaotic).
Posted on 10/1/14 at 2:44 am to TbirdSpur2010
What does your wife do?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 3:03 am to SuperSaint
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Maybe you should have perked the mood up a tad bit if you wanted to spend quality time with your wife or her spend it with you.
You're right. I should have made more of an effort, but there's plenty of blame on both sides. Hard to spend quality time with someone whose favorite hobby is taking a nap. Lol.
I guess that's why the seperation has gone so easily for both parties so far. Everything has been civil and friendly. We were good friends before we got together, and we both feel we will remain friends after the impending divorce. Bottom line, i think it's for the best. Neither of us were happy with the other.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 3:26 am to SuperSaint
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My future wife will have me spilling seed more than Michael J. Fox on a pogo stick carrying a bird feeder...... PHACKT
I'm gonna use that one
Posted on 10/1/14 at 6:14 am to wal marks
quote:
laid
???????????????
Posted on 10/1/14 at 6:48 am to wal marks
quote:
married
Posted on 10/1/14 at 6:57 am to wal marks
50 Years old...wife is 41...married 20 years..youngest child still at home 12 years old...sexy time couldn't be better, could be more often but I am good with it. Average about 2 times week...but those times are what I call sport fricking. The older she gets the freakier she gets. 
:nana:
:nana:Posted on 10/1/14 at 6:59 am to cuyahoga tiger
quote:
The older she gets the freakier she gets
They don't call them the freaky forties for nothing
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:00 am to fr33manator
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They don't call them the freaky forties for nothing
Thank God!!!
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