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re: married ot men: how often do you get laid?

Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:09 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:09 am to
Three or four times a week.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17476 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:11 am to
Not nearly enough.
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17785 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:13 am to
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married ot men: how often do you get laid?
About 2x per week. Usually a good one on Saturday night. And a quickie in the shower during the week. 15 years in and it's still fun. She even made a deal with me that I'd get a bj for ever saints win this year. Those bastards better turn it around quick.








u lucky bastard
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17785 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:13 am to
once a month for me sometimes longer than that
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:14 am to
I had her agree to 3 times a month, and rarely do I get a bonus night
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:21 am to
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married ot men: how often do you get laid?


If I round up (alot), once a month, unless I frick up and piss her off. frick marriage! Would never do it again.
Posted by Creamer
louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:23 am to
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This post was edited on 4/8/21 at 6:18 pm
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17785 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:28 am to
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married ot men: how often do you get laid?
4-5 times a week unless one of us is out of town. She doesn't like me wondering around with a loaded gun.






damn wish my wife was like that
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:29 am to
These days, I'm more likely to see Hailey's Comet than pussy.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18379 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:30 am to
Been married 6 years.

Sex is once a week. During the summers when my wife (teacher) is off, it's about three times a week. I'm working very hard right now for her to become a stay at home mom.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:31 am to
quote:

get laid?


what is this?
Posted by kevg33
Alexandria
Member since Nov 2004
3247 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:32 am to
Average is 3x's and that is after 23 yrs so I feel pretty good about that.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57676 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:33 am to
This thread really makes me not want to get married
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:33 am to
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This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 7:34 am
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:36 am to
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How can anyone live with an attractive woman and only want to sleep with her twice a week?


I was very attracted to my wife when we first started dating. Couldn't keep my hands off of her. Now after 7 years, I've kind of experienced everything with her so it's not as exciting. She still looks the same and I'm still definitely attracted to her, but I can sleep next to her without busting a hole in the front of my shorts. I think that happens with any woman. New is awesome.....old is old no matter how good it looks.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:42 am to
spot on
Posted by Paco_taco
Dallas, Tx
Member since Apr 2012
1361 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:42 am to
I wonder if there is a correlation between TD post count and sexual encounters. I bet the same people complaining are the ones always lurking and posting.

People complaining, don't forget to
take the time to court your wife. If you expect her to put out the way she did when you first met, then put forth effort like when you first met. Send flowers to her at work, take her out, tell her she's pretty and and he little notes/texts every now and then. Chicks eat that shite up no matter how old they are.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58334 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:45 am to
Thanks Dr Ruth.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:46 am to
I remember a while back stormy posted something like if you get your woman to have sex 6 nights in a row, she'll be begging for it the 7th night.

Makes sense. Sex makes you crave more sex. It's all about hormones.

If time is a factor, a good quickie can be as fast as 6 minutes.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 7:51 am to
quote:

People complaining, don't forget to
take the time to court your wife. If you expect her to put out the way she did when you first met, then put forth effort like when you first met. Send flowers to her at work, take her out, tell her she's pretty and and he little notes/texts every now and then. Chicks eat that shite up no matter how old they are.


yeah, well this is solid advice and all, but the ladies need to remember to screw us as often as they did when we were courting them. I know, I know, chicken/egg argument. But even (married) women will admit they throw it on us less frequently and require more effort to do so after we are married.
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