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re: married ot men: how often do you get laid?

Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:33 pm to
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She's a teacher

Uh oh.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:39 pm to
There are variations.

Best: every day. Sometimes multiple goes.

Worst: once a week.
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 10:40 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:41 pm to
It varies. And when the kids move away, it ramps back up.

Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10011 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:41 pm to
4 times a week in my wife's head. Once every month in mine. I'm sure we're somewhere between that.
Posted by runningTiger
Member since Apr 2014
3029 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:44 pm to
10 a week
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:53 pm to
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He never said he wants it only 2x per week.



Isn't he the man? If so the woman should please him.


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3 kids and both work a lot. Out schedules don't always sync up. She's a teacher so when vacations roll around we are like rabbits.



I can undestand that but if your wife is hot you should try to make it work, for both of you, otherwise its gonna be rough when the kids are gone.


quote:

Hmmm....You think the problem is the male of the species?



Hell yes! Women want sex as well!

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...for real?



Yup

quote:

What's your longest relationship again?



6 years
Posted by WalkingTurtles
Alexandria
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:02 pm to
Wife is currently pregnant so the sex has slowed WWWAAAAAYYYYY down while she deals with immense pain of carrying my enormous offspring.
Posted by pleading the fifth
Member since Feb 2006
3893 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:07 pm to
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There are variations. Best: every day. Sometimes multiple goes. Worst: once a week.


Not necessarily true. I know a couple that has been married for about 10 years. Sex on honeymoon and maybe a dozen times since then. Both are big (her close to 275 and him well over 300) and he apparently had some childhood issues he never worked through. Personally I'm concerned he may be gay.
Posted by pleading the fifth
Member since Feb 2006
3893 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:08 pm to
Really? I had the exact opposite experience. When my wife was pregnant it was like we were dating again. I was exhausted.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:09 pm to
Getting laid is not what it's called when you are married.
Posted by Franktowntiger7
Ponchatoula
Member since Dec 2010
2719 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:11 pm to
Once every month and a half or so.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62942 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:12 pm to
Every Sunday full moon she's ovulating.

Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:31 pm to
I would get laid more often if I didn't say stupid shite to get myself in trouble. My wife likes to play do what I want now and get the pussy later game. That shite don't work with me and I say frick it and do what I want and "apologize" later.

Happened just tonight. My wife just said the same thing 3 different times that I have to do about tomorrow. I said why would you ask me the same thing over and over again. I'm not stupid, I set up the appointment, I can sure as hell remember to keep it. Women can be annoying as hell sometimes.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:39 pm to
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Well maybe. Depends on how hot your wife is I guess.

Dude the naivety seeps through the screen. Are you 18 and never been in a long term relationship?

ETA, just read your prior post. So you should know that the hotness of your SO doesn't have as much to do with it as time goes by. I mean, it doesn, on some days, but on others not as much.
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 11:43 pm
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:41 pm to
24 and in a 2 year old live together relationship currently. I was mostly kidding about how hot your wife is part, but are you going to deny physical attractiveness of your partner has no effect on how often you want to bang them?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124117 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:42 pm to
Before I was married the sex was great.
After I was married the sex eventually dried up to nonexistent for a lot of reasons.

After my wife left and we got divorced, I've had more sex than ever before in my life. Going a week without was a dry spell
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:45 pm to
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24 and in a 2 year old live together relationship currently. I was mostly kidding about how hot your wife is part, but are you going to deny physical attractiveness of your partner has no effect on how often you want to bang them?

Oh yeah, but only to a certain point. Varies day by day. But when there's little kids screaming around the house and both tired from work, not much.
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:48 pm to
Well that answers the can you actually have sex, but does having little kids and being tired prevent you from wanting sex? I don't have kids so I honestly don't know.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62942 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:53 pm to
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but does having little kids and being tired prevent you from wanting sex?


You're 24 and have never declined sex?
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

Well that answers the can you actually have sex, but does having little kids and being tired prevent you from wanting sex? I don't have kids so I honestly don't know.

Hmm. TBH, there are times when I'm not feeling it because of whatever mostly kids and general stress level, and there are times when I am good to go but she's not bc of the same, or maybe I could potentially get something started but I'm not as motivated because she seems so bothered. Sometimes the kids are easier and go to sleep without as much of a fight and sometimes it's a fricking PITA until 9:30 or 10.

We're currently 2-3x a week, down a good bit from the past, but I'm generally okay with that rate right now.
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