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re: She finally farted around me

Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:01 am to
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
55036 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:01 am to
Prepare for it!

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Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6964 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:01 am to
quote:

Break up with her


Liking how so many posters are not noticing the original post date and replying to it...

What I would like to know is if the Germinator is still around and if he can tell us the status of their relationship, since some said dump her and others said marry her. They were almost at a year at time of OP. so now its been about 2.5 years if they're still together... Anyone know how to track down the Germinator?
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
26488 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:20 am to
It's completely normal for brother and sister to fart around each other. I'm sure their relationship is still going strong.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:22 am to
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So, me and my girlfriend have been together for almost a year. Our one year is on the 23rd this month. The other night she ripped one in my bed for the first time since we've been together. How do I react to this! Personally, I took it as she feels comfortable enough to let it go, but my buddy has been giving me shite about it. No pun intended. Thoughts?
Take it to the next level. Let her take a dump on your chest.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
12242 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Why wasn't your penis blocking it?
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6964 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:33 am to
quote:

It's completely normal for brother and sister to fart around each other. I'm sure their relationship is still going strong.




Good point. I had a little extra Jack Daniels last night. Too much for a work night, I'm not quite back up to par yet today.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:45 am to
Last night the wife dropped one on me in bed. Really though it was the dog. Was about to run the dog out till the wife said it was her. Was a nasty one and I told the wife I needed to go lick the dogs arse to get the nasty taste she dropped on me.

Going on 37 years together and I would of put that one in the top 10.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52065 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 9:42 am to
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Hold it? Leave the room?

Pretty much.

quote:

Farting is a normal bodily function.

So is shitting. Doesn't mean I want to see my wife sitting on the toilet grunting.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
85393 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 9:43 am to
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Pretty much.


That's ridiculous.

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So is shitting. Doesn't mean I want to see my wife sitting on the toilet grunting.


You sound immature.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52065 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 9:47 am to
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You sound immature.


If farting and shitting in front of each other makes you mature, I'll own my immaturity.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
85393 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 9:48 am to
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If farting and shitting in front of each other makes you mature, I'll own my immaturity.


You're uncomfortable over your body doing something 100% normal. That's sad.
Posted by UptownnMike
Uptown New Orleans
Member since Aug 2015
4086 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 9:54 am to
Its official now
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
608 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 9:58 am to
Not ever acceptable...ever. Explain yourself and tell her you're allowing it only that one time.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14068 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 10:04 am to
My wife would never do that intentionally.
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