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re: She finally farted around me
Posted on 9/14/16 at 10:22 pm to Germinator
Posted on 9/14/16 at 10:22 pm to Germinator
Wait till she leaves a floater in be toilet then we'll talk.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 10:26 pm to Germinator
I'm not sure if the majority or responses in this thread are serious. People fart, men and women alike. fricking get over yourselves. Clearly all of you who say "she does not fart in my presence" are not married, or are not married anymore. Either that or my marriage if really fricked up.
For what it's worth, I do try to block the farts with my dick, but without much success.
For what it's worth, I do try to block the farts with my dick, but without much success.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 10:28 pm to Germinator
There is now fecal matter on your bed. Pink eye comes next, then the AIDS
Posted on 9/14/16 at 10:30 pm to hombreman9
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For what it's worth, I do try to block the farts with my dick, but without much success.
You try to frick yourself in the arse? That's odd.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:02 pm to upgrayedd
If Will Farrell can suck his own dick, why can't I frick my own arse?
Posted on 9/14/16 at 11:31 pm to theantiquetiger
This post was edited on 9/14/16 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:10 am to Germinator
You shouldn't allow this. Make it clear that her deportment was unsatisfactory and is not to be repeated.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:16 am to Germinator
This thread is over two years old. I'd like an update from the OP about how that relationship ended up.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:18 am to Germinator
Girls don't fart. You're living with a tranny.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:58 am to LSUballs
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Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman. End of discussion.
I think the term is flatulence.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 3:02 am to Kcrad
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Farting is a bonding issue.
Not in my house. Last year I was married to my now ex-wife the bitch was constantly farting in her sleep. Worse than fricking mustard gas. Now the dog occupies her side of the bed. She may growl and snarl in her sleep, which the ex-wife also did, but at least the dog doesn't fart in bed.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 3:34 am to damnedoldtigah
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She may growl and snarl in her sleep, which the ex-wife also did
Posted on 9/15/16 at 6:24 am to LSUballs
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Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman. End of discussion.
You might want to look up the definition of flagellation
Posted on 9/15/16 at 6:48 am to LNCHBOX
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e been married for 9 years and never heard or smelled my wife fart.
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bullshite
Nah. I've been married over 10 years and we don't fart around each other. I don't know how I'd react if she ever let one rip around me.
That being said, she can belch with the best of them.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:09 am to Camp Randall
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I've been married for 9 years and never heard or smelled my wife fart
Married 7/ together 11...and I can say the same. From the beginning she's told me girls don't fart or shite. It's now engraved in my head that it doesn't happen. It's the best thing she could have done...Shows she really cares about our marriage.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:52 am to Germinator
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How do I react to this!
Too late you reacted however you reacted. Should of came here with this dilemma when y'all first started dating in preparation for such an event
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:54 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
Where do you go to fart? Hold it? Leave the room? frick that noise. Farting is a normal bodily function.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 7:56 am to lsugerberbaby
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From the beginning she's told me girls don't fart or shite.
I would hate if my wife was so uncomfortable around me that she couldn't take a shite with me in the house.
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It's the best thing she could have done...Shows she really cares about our marriage.
That sounds pretty pathetic honestly.
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