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lsunurse
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Well mallard duck dude I never actually went in a date with. Prolly cause I found out he lives with his mommy and is obsessed with collecting mallard ducks(wooden ones). Oh and he asked me if I was an alcoholic like 10 minutes into our phone conversation cause he didn't want to date someone with issues.





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ctiger69
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What? Bring me flowers? No, I hate that! I'd much prefer weed.











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Walt OReilly
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ive had nothing but positive outcomes from all the ladies ive met online

been on 13 dates







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TigersRuleTheEarth
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Your kitty cat letter writing story is more interesting to me.


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Walt OReilly
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Oh and he asked me if I was an alcoholic like 10 minutes into our phone conversation cause he didn't want to date someone with issues.


understandable






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TigersRuleTheEarth
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been on 13 dates


I don't have the patience.






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lsunurse
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I really wish I kept that email





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Lester Earl
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I went to a match.com mixer and the only girls interested were either black or fat





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TigersRuleTheEarth
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I went to a match.com mixer and the only girls interested were either black or fat


Really or are you just fricking with us?

ETA: Nurse, I wish you had too. I need a good laugh.



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CoCo311
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Haha, I swear I didn't see you post that before I responded. It wasn't a dig.

I'm not a huge flower fan either. They die :( I'd much prefer something else from my husband. But bringing flowers on a date is a good move. You wouldn't be mad at a guy if he brought you flowers!






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lsunurse
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Walt so living in your mom's basement, surrounded by hundreds of wooden mallard ducks isn't an issue?





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FLBooGoTigs1
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Met a female online we talked a few times and it was discent conversion so we met up for dinner. Well she looked good when i first saw her and then the cray cray came out. She starting saying she can't eat this and that because after her gastric bypass surgery she didnt wa want to return to her gynormous self. She perceited to show me her flappy skin from the weight loss. There was no second date
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HarryBalzack
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he asked me if I was an alcoholic like 10 minutes into our phone conversation
Do you have a speech impediment or something?






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Walt OReilly
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yes thats an issue

anyone you meet online is fricked up in some way IMO






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Walt OReilly
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She starting saying she can't eat this and that because after her gastric bypass surgery she didnt wa want to return to her gynormous self.
dear god

ive seen someone with GBS before...absolutely disgusting






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lsunurse
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Nope, not at all....guy was just strange





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TigersRuleTheEarth
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She perceited to show me her flappy skin from the weight loss.


I'm sorry, your story is funny but not as funny as this spelling.






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CoCo311
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I swear to God I never had any weirdos contact me. Not even that many bad looking guys. A couple of pushy, douchey guys, but nothing terrible. I have no weird stories. The first guy I went out with was a little butt hurt that I didn't like his angry, screaming rock music, but other than that it was fine.





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FLBooGoTigs1
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My grammar and spelling is notoriously bad on here. You know not one frick is given.





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shutterspeed
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plus i don't like flowers


How does one not like flowers? That's a pretty strange dislike.






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