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re: Your best Pasta Carbonara recipe...

Posted on 1/12/13 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
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Posted on 1/12/13 at 2:29 pm to
And a large group of people are eating. A cream sauce with cheese. What they are not eating is carbonara.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 1/12/13 at 4:00 pm to
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When Imake it, it is for a large group of people.

Prepared traditionally, carbonara doesn't lend itself to being made in large batches. It's inherently unstable and it comes together at the end, and thus needs to be eaten immediately. If you're making a huge pot, you'd probably need cream to make it stable.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
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48878 posts
Posted on 1/12/13 at 8:51 pm to
Well they all bailed on this thread.
Posted by MStant1
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2010
4537 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:57 am to
1. Boil package of pasta
2. Fry pound of bacon/pancetta in cast iron skillet
3. Remove bacon/pancetta, drain, and crumble meat into small pieces if you didn't chop it before hand
4. Retain a teaspoon of the bacon/pancetta fat or as much as you like
5. Brown up some chopped garlic in the skillet
6. Throw pasta into skillet and toss the pasta around to fully coat the pasta with the garlic and fat. Throw bacon/pancetta back in as well
7. Beat 2-3 eggs in a bowl. I like to pepper and salt the eggs in the bowl. I have also been known to squirt some sriracha into the eggs for an added kick. If you must use milk or cream make sure it is no more than a small splash.
8. Remove items from skillet and throw into a separate bowl
9. Pour eggs over pasta and immediately begin tossing until all pasta is coated.
10. Add some fresh pepper, basil, small amount of parmesan/pecorino and toss some more
11. Add another sprinkling of black pepper to dust the top
12. Immediately serve with cheese offered on the side


Posted by MStant1
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2010
4537 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:04 am to
I read a recipe once from some chef that suggested for large groups just serving the hot pasta without the eggs mixed in to each guest. Once all pasta dishes are served each guest has an egg ready to go next to their plates that they can crack and mix in themselves. Not sure if it would work though.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48878 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:05 am to
That's pretty dangerous for a large group.
Posted by MStant1
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2010
4537 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:09 am to
Yeah it's one of those things that sounds great in theory, but seems impractical and messy. Half the guests would end up with scrambled eggs and the other half would decline because they think they are eating raw eggs.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22747 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:25 am to
My carbonara recipe posted above is my grandma's. If it is not "authentic" per se, then she's been calling it the wrong thing for 80 years. She's Italian. Martini, I'd dare you to tell her it's not carbonara to her face.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22115 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:38 am to
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Martini, I'd dare you to tell her it's not carbonara to her face.





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As far as the use of eggs goes, I use only two egg yolks, which I temper with a ladle of the pasta water. This is so the ýolks won't cook. Plus, using the starchy pasta water helps to create the sauce that coats the pasta, which in turn allows the cheese to adhere to the pasta.

NEVER coat your pasta with olive oil after it is cooked.
Posted by DeltaHog
Member since Sep 2009
630 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 11:40 am to
Guanciale- rendered until crispy
Equal parts egg yolks and parm regiano beat until pale

Bucantini noodles
Posted by BlackenedOut
The Big Sleazy
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 1/13/13 at 1:01 pm to
Joining the Martini and Cool Papa train on this one: Carbonara has at most 6 ingredients - egg, pasta, pasta water, parm, a salty, cured pork product and black pepper.

Anything more and you might as well call it alfredo.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15904 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 1:16 pm to
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Anything more and you might as well call it alfredo.

Properly made alfredo only has five ingredients: pasta, butter, cheese, pasta water. There was a cool article on the history of that dish in Saveur magazine a few years ago.
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/13/13 at 1:34 pm to

Holy shite that's funny and so true
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/13/13 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Joining the Martini and Cool Papa train on this one: Carbonara has at most 6 ingredients - egg, pasta, pasta water, parm, a salty, cured pork product and black pepper.

Anything more and you might as well call it alfredo.
Posted by fishpinger
Member since Apr 2006
150 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 3:45 pm to
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I don't give a shite if she gave Mussolini a blowjob. The old battle axe isn't cooking carbonara. Man, between you, jimilittledick11 and Nitwit and all your European connections you'd think one of you dumbasses could actually get a recipe right. Were you his Sous Chef for one of the First Ladies or the Archbishop of Canterbury whom he cooked authentic FRENCH food for and now some old Italian guy is teaching him Italian?

Y'all must have the most retarded ancestors to ever set sail for
America Too bad they weren't sailing on the RMS Titanic. Then at least after I read your posts I wouldn't have to go hose the stupid off me.

Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 6:07 pm to
Somebody needs more Valium.
Posted by Bunsbert Montcroff
Phoenix AZ / Boise ID
Member since Jan 2008
5514 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

My carbonara recipe posted above is my grandma's. If it is not "authentic" per se, then she's been calling it the wrong thing for 80 years. She's Italian. Martini, I'd dare you to tell her it's not carbonara to her face.

the old bag is not making carbonara.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22747 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 7:39 am to
quote:

I don't give a shite if she gave Mussolini a blowjob. The old battle axe isn't cooking carbonara. Man, between you, jimilittledick11 and Nitwit and all your European connections you'd think one of you dumbasses could actually get a recipe right. Were you his Sous Chef for one of the First Ladies or the Archbishop of Canterbury whom he cooked authentic FRENCH food for and now some old Italian guy is teaching him Italian?

Y'all must have the most retarded ancestors to ever set sail for
America Too bad they weren't sailing on the RMS Titanic. Then at least after I read your posts I wouldn't have to go hose the stupid off me.


Who posted this and then had it deleted? I would assume Martini wrote it and then removed it since he is such an abrasive pussy. I got the recipe right--we just call it a different name. But keep on with your racist posts and we will see how that goes for you.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15904 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 8:00 am to
So you don't actually call what your grandmother makes "carbonara"? What do you call it?
Posted by carnuba
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Posted on 1/14/13 at 8:34 am to
not to hijack such an entertaining thread but,



wtf does this mean?
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