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re: Adult softball leagues are full of psychopaths

Posted on 9/3/23 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3495 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 1:51 pm to
When I played 2nd base at Nola city park in the 70s I would use the base to put my beer on so not to get dirt on the bottom of the can. When guys started showing up with Gatorade and setting practice days that was the end for me.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22261 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 1:52 pm to
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people who play in these leagues they take it WAY too seriously

If you want to relive your glory years in the Kingwood Church League, you better not bring that weak grounder to my second base, or I will gun you down from short right with a heat sealing missile.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 1:54 pm to
Damn! They have dudes who have $5k in softball gear? And I didn't know there were stat dorks playing softball.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261640 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 1:55 pm to
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When I played 2nd base at Nola city park in the 70s I would use the base to put my beer on so not to get dirt on the bottom of the can


The only non competitive game I have played was where theres a keg on second base, and everyone must stop and drink a beer before proceeding to third.
Posted by 1LoudTideFan
Member since May 2008
3609 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 1:57 pm to
I filled in with 15 minutes notice as an emergency player for a coworkers team last spring and had no idea what I had just signed up for.

Was fun for one game, but yeah it is serious business to these guys.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
14833 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 1:57 pm to
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Kingwood Church League


I can't imagine how douchey that league is.
Posted by Blaeke
Member since Dec 2016
1020 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 2:21 pm to
Imagine being competitive playing a woman's sport as a middle aged man.
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
14776 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 2:32 pm to
If you aren’t wearing a flat bill, have a horrendously ugly jersey on, spend way to much time in the gym, and have a roller bag are you even playing competitive softball?
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
33257 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 2:36 pm to
You got cut from an adult soft ball team?
Posted by CountryVolFan
Knoxville, TN
Member since Dec 2008
2971 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 3:03 pm to
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Change my mind


Let me preface this by saying I played for several years and was terrible. I moved on to distance running for my competitive itch.

That said... they are just as "psycho" as any other sport that I've been a part of as an adult. Everyone is just offender because fat dudes can be good at it.

The randoms that show up for softball, bowling, running, triathlon always say this about the ones who do it competitively.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6546 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 3:42 pm to
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fat dudes can be good at it


I don't think that's it; nobody acts the fool at lifting competitions. Well, except for the smelling salt using crew from time to time

The softball psychos are the same ones I stay away from at my kid's games. Waay too invested for something that doesn't pay their mortgage. If I acted like them at the bar pounding beers tonight, I'd be kicked out before the end of the first quarter.
Posted by bigblake
Member since Jun 2011
2502 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 4:36 pm to
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BlaekeImagine being competitive playing a woman's sport as a middle aged man.


I was playing tennis, not softball.
Posted by SailorGator
Member since Sep 2014
1395 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 4:38 pm to
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Adult softball leagues are full of psychopaths


it's grown men playing girls sport. what the hell else would they be.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68425 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 4:49 pm to
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I was playing tennis, not softball
We know. That's why he said "women's sport."
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103169 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 4:51 pm to
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adult league softball guys


Unfortunately I deal with these guys a lot in my line of work. I'm a DUI attorney.
Posted by Contrary
Nashville
Member since Dec 2019
1084 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 4:58 pm to
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psychopaths
Facts! Full grown men arguing constantly with the umpires/opposing teams and thinking they are showing off and so cool...like they getting paid.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7576 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 5:01 pm to
I umpire adult softball. We are working on weeding out the bad ones. Had an entire team removed last year.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 5:12 pm to
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Facts! Full grown men arguing constantly with the umpires/opposing teams and thinking they are showing off and so cool...like they getting paid.



Yes, people on here are acting like its because they're former college players (which they aren't) but the fact is that most college players don't act like that.

Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11298 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 5:27 pm to
Try playing in a mixed gender league where every team has to have a certain number of females.

The teams full of butch lesbians are either angry and spiteful or they are extremely fun. No in between.

Then there are the teams full of swingers.

Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9722 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 5:28 pm to
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You got cut from an adult soft ball team?

A lot of good players got cut.
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