Cilantro Bodega

re: Game of Thrones S5E4 "Sons of the Harpy" (Bookish Types; SPOILERS)

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/4/15 at 12:28 am

D&D are obviously not scholars of military tactics....

re: When did the idea that we're all "created equally" become a widely held belief?

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/4/15 at 12:05 am

We're all shite. Hunks of sentient carbon on this flying ball of rock and water, hurtling through space at 900 miles per second, through a galaxy that we are an infinitesimally insignificant part of. Kings whose dynasties ruled for hundreds of years are forgotten today. Relagated to the dustbin of h...

re: Help naming new puppy

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 11:55 pm

Truffle Butter...

re: Movie name change game-let's see what you've got.

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 11:51 pm

[b]Plant of the Apes[/b]-thousands of years in the future, apes have taken over California. In the subways live a group of mutant Mormons with psychic powers who are trying to pass Proposition 10, a law that would ban the Strain of marijauna that turned the apes intelligent. The battle that ensues i...

re: GoT character that you did not want to see killed (spoilers - book or TV only)

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 11:46 pm

Jommen Starkaryen....

re: A producer gives you $10,000 for movie/entertainment podcast; you start tomorrow

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 11:45 pm

I'd destroy the current trend of remakes, reboots, pointless sequels and superhero dreck and we (my panel) would come up with new ideas. Then flesh them out. Make them irreverent. Lampoon everything. ...

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re: Game of Thrones S5E4 "Sons of the Harpy" (Bookish Types; SPOILERS)

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 11:41 pm

"Cooper and Darnell" Sounds like something that would have come on betwen "Martin" and "Sister,Sister" in the 90's....

re: Game of Thrones S5E4 "Sons of the Harpy" (Bookish Types; SPOILERS)

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 10:45 pm

With the unsullied... C'mon. You just came out of a Fricking tunnel! Withdraw to said tunnel and hold them off with 1-2 men. Damn, grenn beat mag the fricking mighty in a tunnel!...

re: Game of Thrones S5E4 "Sons of the Harpy" (Bookish Types; SPOILERS)

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 10:26 pm

We know nothing. We are all hodors....

re: What kinds of pasta have you had in a pastalaya and how did they turn out?

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 6:45 pm

why spaghetti though? Arguably the most boring of all pastas....

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re: Could you survive on a show like Naked & Afraid for 21 days?

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 6:37 pm

[quote]TBH, the hardest thing would be going barefoot. If you're not used to it, that shite hurts on rough ground.[/quote] Tie some squirrels to your feet with vines. Problem solved. Plus...squeaky slippers....

re: Could you survive on a show like Naked & Afraid for 21 days?

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 6:36 pm

Cover yourself with mud for sun and bugs. I Could probably survive on the scraps of food in my beard....

re: Could you survive on a show like Naked & Afraid for 21 days?

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 6:30 pm

Being naked I'm awesome at. Afraid not so much. So it's pretty much camping in the nude?...

re: Movie name change game-let's see what you've got.

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 6:13 pm

[b]The Drapes of Wrath[/b]-the story of two interior decorators and their constant fighting over curtains in depression era Hollywood. ...

re: Movie name change game-let's see what you've got.

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 3:12 pm

[b]The Dork Knight[/b]- (See "The Pagemaster")...

re: Even the Earth menstruates and it appears it's that time of the month

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 11:41 am

That's just runoff from the secret Nazi base....

re: Movie name change game-let's see what you've got.

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/3/15 at 9:19 am

[b]Wig Trouble in Little China[/b]- Bruce Jenner has a dilemma. He's stuck in Chinatown and supposed to go to a big premiere but his wig is snatched and none of the wig shops will sell to a freak. He must once again call on his athletic skills to acquire some hair....

re: What kinds of pasta have you had in a pastalaya and how did they turn out?

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/2/15 at 10:11 pm

Anyone ever tried it with shells?...

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re: It's about to go down in Baltimore...curfew starts in two minutes...

Posted by Cilantro Bodega on 5/2/15 at 9:32 pm

[quote]Now they are crying and waiting to see the number of blacks vs whites arrested tonight to see if the police are being racist[/quote] Well they are in Baltimore... <30% white ...