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Them monkeys down in Florida are out of control!!!

Posted on 7/10/17 at 10:59 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67111 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 10:59 am
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside:
Gators? Check
Panthers? Check
Pythons? Check
Monkeys with STD's...

quote:

Monkeys swarm Ocala man's property




Check!
This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 11:04 am
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45225 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:01 am to
The monkeys in Silver Springs just attacked someone last week. Planet of the Apes
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22775 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:02 am to
Not just monkeys, infected monkeys.

They are retired lab animals.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35046 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:02 am to
Wtf Florida has a wild monkey population?
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45225 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:02 am to
All the monkeys have Herpes
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67111 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Planet of the Apes


Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12936 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:03 am to
Damn global warming. Those monkeys can't take the heat down in the swamp anymore.
Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:03 am to
Time to drop some FAEs. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35667 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:03 am to
somebody get the hounds ready...
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18283 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:04 am to
pew pew pew
This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 11:05 am
Posted by Pinecone Repair
Burminham
Member since Nov 2013
7156 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:08 am to
Gross. How did this happen? Did a few escape a lab and reproduce?
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45225 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:16 am to
There have been monkeys in Ocala for decades. They were introduced to Silver Springs in the 1930s as part of tours of the river
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67111 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:18 am to
Why was this thread moved to the poliboard?
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51807 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:19 am to
Me and my Benjamin could solve this issue.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:20 am to
Obviously the admins interpreted "monkeys" differently.
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41122 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Why was this thread moved to the poliboard?


illegal immigration
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36660 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:22 am to
I have often wonder why there wasn't primate population in North America.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
7983 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Time to drop some FAEs. It's the only way to be sure


"Napalm sticks to kids...we're giving napalm sticks to kids".

In this case...monkeys.

Love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90653 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:25 am to
Picture makes a nice "soon" meme
Posted by motionmagic
Mobile, Alabama
Member since Nov 2010
831 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:25 am to
Also some pets were released or escaped. The environment there supports exotic wildlife.
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