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re: So today,I got in an argument with a lesbian,

Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

Man, I wish I was at bowling alley..drinking some beers and rolling them gutterballs. Instead, I am working in Florida today,dealing with the fruitcakes.


So you found TJ & MontanaGator?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12933 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Don't we have a lesbo board too?



More Sports Board. It's a cover for all sorts of fringe activity.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

More Sports Board. It's a cover for all sorts of fringe activity.
Cool, so nobody can get banned over there?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12933 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:13 pm to
You have to speak in terms of what kind of pizza you like.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27932 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:15 pm to
quote:


So you found TJ & MontanaGator?


You could be right,it might have been them.

Got to drive now,so I can get out of this state.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

pizza


Has this replaced "baw" as the new in word?
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71594 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:20 pm to
None of this happened.
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26267 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

Unfortunately for them,there were witnesses who backed me up.

Always the key

If it was only you and the moron, the girlfriend likely lies and backs up everything she said as fact.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:23 pm to
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None of this happened.
Don't ruin it for him. Nothing god ever happens in his life.
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 4:32 pm
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32095 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Things didn't go as they expected,so they started making things up that I did.


What exactly did they claim?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13536 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

Man, I wish I was at bowling alley..drinking some beers and rolling them gutterballs. Instead, I am working in Florida today,dealing with the fruitcakes.





You left the Florida out of original post.

Now it makes complete sense.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45200 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:37 pm to
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Angry lesbians are, by far, the worst. They are borderline militant ... and they will lie their asses off. They are also man haters.

You got that right.

Notice how gay men love women and they love them? (As friends of course)

Gay women fricking hate men, even gay men. You never see an angry butch lesbo with a bunch of male friends like you see a gay dude with a bunch of female friends.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108256 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

I am working in Florida


Shocking
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:40 pm to
Here's another story that didn't happen.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79663 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:40 pm to
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I'm dealing with a couple of them right now who think it is appropriate to engage in rather prolonged and PG-13 rated displays of PDA at work. They think it is discrimination if they aren't allowed to French kiss and feel each other up in front of everyone.


I'd take that up with HR if I were you.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26536 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:49 pm to
What was her job she sucked at...? I know one thing it wasn't...
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58061 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:50 pm to
This doesnt sound made up at all!
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

,I got in an argument with a lesbian


Is she the head coach of the Florida Gators?
Posted by ThinePreparedAni
In a sea of cognitive dissonance
Member since Mar 2013
11089 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:58 pm to
In light of your compelling arguement, did she back out lickety-split?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46507 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

I told her that she sucks at her job,and only a moron would do things her way. So she calls the police and tried to press charges on me.
She had her girlfriend there with her at her job,and I will describe the pair as rosie o'donnel and whoopie goldberg look alikes.
Things didn't go as they expected,so they started making things up that I did.Unfortunately for them,there were witnesses who backed me up.
The cop basically told them that they are,for a fact morons,and they better not bother him again with such crap.


Literally none of this happened
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