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So today,I got in an argument with a lesbian,

Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:50 pm
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27749 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:50 pm
I told her that she sucks at her job,and only a moron would do things her way. So she calls the police and tried to press charges on me.
She had her girlfriend there with her at her job,and I will describe the pair as rosie o'donnel and whoopie goldberg look alikes.
Things didn't go as they expected,so they started making things up that I did.Unfortunately for them,there were witnesses who backed me up.
The cop basically told them that they are,for a fact morons,and they better not bother him again with such crap.

I don't know if this actually belongs on this board. Maybe kind of sort of?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:51 pm to
Just another day at the bowling alley.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37573 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:51 pm to
Angry lesbians are, by far, the worst.

They are borderline militant ... and they will lie their asses off.

They are also man haters.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134839 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:51 pm to
You called her a moron and she called the cops?

This doesn't add up, cowboy.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

So today,I got in an argument with a lesbian,


Did you just assume her sexual orientation?
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:52 pm to
Did you ask for paper?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27749 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Just another day at the bowling alley.


Man, I wish I was at bowling alley..drinking some beers and rolling them gutterballs. Instead, I am working in Florida today,dealing with the fruitcakes.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27749 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

You called her a moron and she called the cops?

This doesn't add up, cowboy.


It really doesn't does it? That's why I found it interesting enough to post about.

Would normal people do that?
She also called the freight brokerage company and complained about me.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27749 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Did you just assume her sexual orientation?

She pretty much had it tatooed all over her.
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:00 pm to
she licked you, didn't she? ...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134839 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

She also called the freight brokerage company and complained about me.


I think that's your problem. That industry is full of assholes and scumbags.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:01 pm to
Need video evidence. Please wear a go-pro at all times for future posting.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21226 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

You called her a moron and she called the cops?

This doesn't add up, cowboy


Hate crime maybe? Saying something unflattering to a non straight-white-male.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12922 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:07 pm to
I feel your pain. I'm dealing with a couple of them right now who think it is appropriate to engage in rather prolonged and PG-13 rated displays of PDA at work. They think it is discrimination if they aren't allowed to French kiss and feel each other up in front of everyone.

And no pics. You wouldn't want any trust me.
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 4:10 pm
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53799 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:08 pm to
Did you tongue lash her.
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:08 pm to
Grab it?
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 4:13 pm
Posted by ForeLSU
The Corner of Sanity and Madness
Member since Sep 2003
41525 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

I don't know if this actually belongs on this board.


It doesn't
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:11 pm to
You grabbed her by the pussy, didn't you?
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:11 pm to
Im confused? Is this the OT or POLI board?

Don't we have a lesbo board too?
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