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NY Post is Reporting that LE Sauces Confirmed that Epstein Hung Self in Cell
Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:50 pm
quote:
Jeffrey Epstein was found hanging in his Lower Manhattan jail cell with a bedsheet wrapped around his neck and secured to the top of a bunk bed, The Post has learned.
The convicted pedophile, who was 6 feet tall, apparently killed himself by kneeling toward the floor and strangling himself with the makeshift noose, a law enforcement source said Monday.
NYP
Daily Mail
This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 5:54 pm
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:51 pm to PhDoogan
Well, that settles it then.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:51 pm to PhDoogan
Show us the video then!
Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:53 pm to PhDoogan
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The convicted pedophile, who was 6 feet tall, apparently killed himself by kneeling toward the floor and strangling himself with the makeshift noose,
Been awhile since I took physics, but I ain't buying this shite
Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:53 pm to PhDoogan
As the pain and terror of death approached, Epstein refused to simply extend his legs and save himself.
fricker is stoic master.
fricker is stoic master.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:54 pm to PhDoogan
Why don't I just jump right in and suck this obviously truthful story right up my lily white priviledged arse 
Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:56 pm to PhDoogan
how many others that were suicidal succeeded in this jail?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 5:58 pm to PhDoogan
quote:
The convicted pedophile, who was 6 feet tall, apparently killed himself by kneeling toward the floor and strangling himself with the makeshift noose,
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:00 pm to PhDoogan
Who gave him the sheet and why?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:01 pm to PhDoogan
quote:This BS is feeding the news cycles to prep for the autopsy they have come up with.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:01 pm to Stingray
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As the pain and terror of death approached, Epstein refused to simply extend his legs and save himself.
Again, been awhile since I took asphyxiation 101, but the reflex to save yourself is involuntary, is it not?
Not an to be an expert or anything because everybody's a frickin expert....
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:02 pm to PhDoogan
So where are we on the conspiracy? Yesterday involved a lot of chatter about it not being him.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:03 pm to cwill
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So where are we on the conspiracy? Yesterday involved a lot of chatter about it not being him.
Still not off the table tbh
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:04 pm to cajunangelle
He had a window? That’s more than he deserved.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:04 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Robin Williams hung himself on a doorknob, so it’s at least physically possible despite being totally bullshite in this particular iNstance
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:05 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Again, been awhile since I took asphyxiation 101, but the reflex to save yourself is involuntary, is it not?
Kinda hard to save yourself when a 300 pound cellmate who looks like the Hulk is pulling you down.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:05 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Again, been awhile since I took asphyxiation 101, but the reflex to save yourself is involuntary, is it not?
There is the ancient legend of a stoic master who willing placed his arm to fire until the bone was exposed.
Perhaps Epstein was the latest master to guide us.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:05 pm to Vols&Shaft83
quote:I imagine if you were extremely determined you could get to a point where you passed out.
Again, been awhile since I took asphyxiation 101, but the reflex to save yourself is involuntary, is it not?
Then gravity and no oxygen would take it from there, no?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:07 pm to PhDoogan
The daily mail article is saying this is not the cell he was in. He was in one with paper sheets 
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:08 pm to Stingray
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As the pain and terror of death approached, Epstein refused to simply extend his legs and save himself.
My first thoughts
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