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Those with younger kids, what's the funniest thing they've said recently?
Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:26 am
Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:26 am
We accidentally set off our home alarm and our barely 2 year old yells "Dear baby Jesus!!".
We have no idea where he heard this as he's never seen Talladega Nights.
We have no idea where he heard this as he's never seen Talladega Nights.
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Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:39 am to okietiger
In Wal-Mart yesterday and my 4 year old daughter says she wants some chicken corn. My wife and I were confused. It took a few minutes until I realized she was talking about popcorn chicken.
Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:42 am to Tiger Vision
"I am me"
Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:42 am to okietiger
My little punk bastard got out of line so I told him he was worthless trash like his whoreslut mother and I probably wasn't even his father, and he replied, "Strange is it that our bloods, Of colour, weight, and heat, pour'd all together, Would quite confound distinction, yet stand off In differences so mighty".
I swear I don't know where he gets such language.
I swear I don't know where he gets such language.
Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:47 am to okietiger
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This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:48 am to okietiger
We had a 20 minute conversation using Asian accents yesterday. Nothing particular, but a 4 year old imitating me imitating a Chinese accent poorly was hilarious to me.
Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:48 am to Kafka
When my youngest was two-ish, she watched "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" and got from it the epitaph "You dumb Cracker!" and used it for a while.
AUDIO LINK
AUDIO LINK
Posted on 2/8/15 at 9:49 am to okietiger
I aint got no time for dat
and
Bitches be crazy
and
Bitches be crazy
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:23 am to okietiger
When Uptown Funk comes on the radio, my six year old sings it like Uptown frick. I refuse to correct her.
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:25 am to okietiger
One of my exes had a kid that knew it was wrong to say "Finders, keepers"... so he'd pick stuff up and announce "I found it next."
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:33 am to okietiger
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 8:56 am
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:35 am to okietiger
My 2 year old tells everyone his name is Phillip
It's not. Not even close.
He also took off his diaper yesterday and led me to the playroom and said "Philip tee tee on chair"
It's not. Not even close.
He also took off his diaper yesterday and led me to the playroom and said "Philip tee tee on chair"
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:39 am to Kraut Dawg
My youngest upon getting his first report card in Kindergarden said:
"Dad i got all A's and they are all straight."
"Dad i got all A's and they are all straight."
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:41 am to okietiger
My younger son (3) calls his older brother Bubba. A few days ago, we were out in the yard, and he comes up to me and my wife and says, "Bubba got a big dick." Turns out, he was referring to a big stick - a limb that had fallen in our yard.
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:47 am to Ash Williams
Just change his name, problem solved.
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:54 am to okietiger
5 year old niece was digging through Maw-Maws purse.
Maw-Maw: playfully "You better get out of there!"
Niece: "I'll bust your arse."
Maw-Maw: shocked "Excuse me?!"
Niece: "I'll bust your arse."
Maw-Maw: ..................
Maw-Maw: playfully "You better get out of there!"
Niece: "I'll bust your arse."
Maw-Maw: shocked "Excuse me?!"
Niece: "I'll bust your arse."
Maw-Maw: ..................
Posted on 2/8/15 at 10:58 am to im4LSU
Posted on 2/8/15 at 11:01 am to okietiger
We had some friends over, and out of the blue, my then 2 year old screams "Daddy! My wee wee won't stay down!!! It's broken!"
My son discovered his boner.
My son discovered his boner.
Posted on 2/8/15 at 11:03 am to okietiger
My 3 year old daughter won't stop calling me grandpa.
I'm 26.
I'm 26.
Posted on 2/8/15 at 11:05 am to okietiger
My 2 year old just started singing "glory glory man united" yesterday. That Chevy commercial for them probably aired about 4 months or so ago.
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