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re: What three actors/actresses would make the strongest Jeopardy panel

Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:38 am to
Posted by Methuselah
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

I think those Sean Connery SNL Jeopardy skits were some of my favorite moments from the show. (after the real old school stuff like "Jane you ignorant slut" and some of the Belushi stuff and Steve Martin/Dan Akroyd stuff. And some of the Eddie Murphy stuff).
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:52 am to
Any list without Andy Richter is invalid.
Posted by jcole4lsu
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 10:17 am to
Pat Sajak usually abuses the competition on celebrity jeopardy
Posted by PurpleandGoldmember
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 10:17 am to
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i always get a good laugh out of my movie podcasts that call dolph or sly stupid


You do a movie podcast?
Posted by FT
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 10:19 am to
Has anyone said Kevin Spacey?
Posted by 632627
LA
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 10:27 am to
i believe James Franco was an ivy league student and his parents were stanford grads
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 10:37 am to
Does anyone remember when Cheech won Celebrity Jeopardy?

Cheech only plays dumb.

I'd like to see Cheech, Matthew McConaghey, and Paul Reubens on Jeopardy.
Posted by SirSaintly
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:27 pm to
I'd go with 3 of these:

Natalie Portman- Harvard grad-speaks 6 languages-published in scientific journals.

Cindy Crawford- scholarship to Northwestern in chemical engineering. 154 IQ


Mayiam Bialik- PhD in neuroscience from UCLA

Sharon Stone- 154 IQ and accepted to college at 15.

James Woods- 184 IQ. Nuff said

Steve Martin- Mensa

Geena Davis- Mensa





Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:35 pm to
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What three actors/actresses would make the strongest Jeopardy panel

I feel like Mark McGrath would be pretty awesome. I remember he used to fricking DOMINATE on Rock and Roll Jeopardy, but I feel like he'd also have a lot of other knowledge outside of music.

But I used to be amazed at how much music shite he knew and could recall on those shows.
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:46 pm to
I have a feeling Ashton Kutcher would be good at trivia
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:47 pm to
You can give me Paul Giamatti as one. Yale grad and son of a Yale Professor.
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:57 pm to
Gary Busey (insane but mind full of useless facts, intelligence NEVER trumps factual memory on Jeopardy)

Betty White (lifelong knowledge and sharp)

Natalie Portman ('cause Google said)

Posted by ManBearTiger
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:58 pm to
Quentin Terantino
Kevin Smith
Steve Martin

While none come across as geniuses, they all seem pretty knowledgeable about a wide rang of subjects.

Plus, it would be a pretty funny panel.
Posted by SpqrTiger
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 2:45 pm to
Danica McKellar wouldn't be a bad choice. Math whiz with a theorem named after her.

Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 3:14 pm to
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Mayiam Bialik- PhD in neuroscience from UCLA


Damn Blossom. You know she would say smart shite to frick with Joey Lawrence.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 3:15 pm to
Dennis Miller
Stephen Colbert
Kate Upton
Posted by PillageUrVillage
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 3:19 pm to
Adam Gregor - Leningrad Politechnika
Go Polar Bears!
This post was edited on 12/23/14 at 3:21 pm
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 5:07 pm to
Lisa Kudrow got a Biology degree from Vassar and worked on her father's staff for 8 years researching headaches.
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 5:17 pm to
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Mayiam Bialik- PhD in neuroscience from UCLA


quote:

Bialik has been criticized for supporting views that go against the findings of science, including anti-vaccine


hell that alone got Rob Schneider pulled from insurance commercials, and she has a hit TV show and Emmy nominations.

quote:

“People laughed and sneered but it wasn’t wrong,” Bialik told InTouch of the critiques she received regarding her decision to breastfeed her son, Fred, until he was 4 years old and self-weaned. “Just because you do something your way doesn’t mean you can judge people who don’t. ... I don’t think I’m a better mom and my kids aren’t necessarily better off than yours.”




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All of you snarky mamas who glared at me nursing my 3 1/2-year-old on the NYC subway
This post was edited on 12/23/14 at 5:17 pm
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 5:29 pm to
Ben Stein
Sharon Stone
Britney Spears
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