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re: 22 Crazy Things Parents Actually Buy For Their Babies

Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:55 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:55 pm to
Peepee teepee is smart. You had pee shot into your face by your son? It sucks.

The pacifiers are fun. I had a vampire one for my son for Halloween.
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5454 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:55 pm to
Does the hand pillow ship discreetly?
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:56 pm to
I got the electric nasal aspirator. It wins.

Not sure why the poop alarm exists. It's pretty obvious when a baby shits himself.


Also, my son happens to wear a helmet (not for safety reasons though)
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19499 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:00 pm to
We have one of these, but it only has two buttons: "Asleep" and "Pissed Off."
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:04 pm to
Would buy the hands free bottle feeder if my wife would let. I'm lazy in the middle of the night and would love to just let him eat while I cleaned up the mess I just made in the kitchen.

Would also love to buy the baby toupee and dust mop onesie for the novelty of it
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132389 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:05 pm to
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Would buy the hands free bottle feeder if my wife would let.

Get the pants on.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38410 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:07 pm to

My kid would love this. He loves the vacuum.
Posted by LSUChamp06
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2007
2859 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:07 pm to
Pee Pee Teepees are legit.
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9947 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:10 pm to
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ok...the nose sucking thing is legit


+1 for nose frieda

Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18492 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:12 pm to
some of these are legit. hell, I should probably get my kid a helmet because he's always falling down the stairs. also, he has a mustachioed pacifier.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12740 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:15 pm to

I think we have the tee pee. My little sister sweared by the thing with my nephew. I never used it. In fact, the only time I got pee'd on was in the hospital a couple of days after he was born. The nurse needed to change a bandage on the circumcision, and I had to hold his legs out of the way. Pees all over my hand. In the 18 months since, not once.

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also, he has a mustachioed pacifier
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132389 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:17 pm to
Crumb Cap


The Windi gas relievers (aka baby butt plugs)


Placenta Brooch (for easy storage of your placenta)


Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85043 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:17 pm to
I need that helmet.


and we have the "booger sucker". It's awesome! We used it when he's sick and need to clear him up. Works 1 million times better than trying to suction his nose by hand.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52805 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

we have the nose sucker, I make the wife do it but it works way better than the bulb.


Same here.

And the peepee teepee sucks terribly. Just put a wipe over his junk and you're good.

The rest of that list will lead to the downfall of humanity.

Except the vacuum and the mop onesie. That's just good ole fashion American efficiency.
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 4:21 pm
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18492 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:22 pm to
I agree, just a towel works.

my boys also have one of these:

Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38410 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Crumb Cap

My kid wouldnt keep that thing on. He barely keeps a stocking hat on outside when its cold.

quote:

The Windi gas relievers (aka baby butt plugs)



My wife wanted to use these when he was a newborn I told her absolutely not.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:32 pm to


Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:35 pm to
Are you people serious about the snot sucker? I'm expecting my first in February and I laughed in the woman's face who advised us to put this on the registry. I'm going to love this kid with all my heart and soul and change shitty and pissy diapers and puke and all that stuff.

But I draw the line at siphoning boogers out of his nose with my mouth.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12740 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:40 pm to
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But I draw the line at siphoning boogers out of his nose with my mouth


I have two of the big green suctions they give out at the hospital. I've never had an issue with it.
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4744 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:45 pm to
The Nosefrida (booger sucker) is actually really useful. Instead of fighting with your baby using the suction bulb, it allows you the clear their nostrile quickly. Its actually a great idea. My sister in law got it for us. I was skeptical at first but am a believer in it now.
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