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Is Batman a super hero?

Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:02 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:02 pm
I heard Mike and Mike say this morning that Batman is not a super hero. Everyone thinks Lex Luther is a super villain yet he has no super powers. I think Batman by virtue of his ninja training, intelligence, wealth, and toys is more than your average bear.
Posted by HardHat
Member since Feb 2014
721 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:03 pm to
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Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35465 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:03 pm to
He's a superhero without superpowers IMO.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141660 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:04 pm to
yes b/c he has the superhuman ability to drive on a parkway
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:04 pm to
Super hero. He has super balls. Not everyone's got the nuts to be a fricking dark knight ninja and go out and wreck shite on criminals. Especially pampered billionaire trust fund babies.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:05 pm to
You dumbass, have you ever heard of a comic book? I would have to have specifically reference a movie for that comment!
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:06 pm to
He is the greatest detective.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21366 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:06 pm to
Batman-pitch
Robin-catch

Masks, leotards, and a butler that covers for you.

Not super.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:07 pm to
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yes b/c he has the superhuman ability to drive on a parkway


He can also park in a driveway.

Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13470 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:08 pm to
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Mike and Mike


God those guys are such douche bags.......they are john boy and billy of sports talk
This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 10:09 pm
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:08 pm to
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He's a superhero without superpowers
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:11 pm to
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he has the superhuman ability to drive on a parkway


He drives a funny-looking car with rims and weapons. If Batman were black the cops would have pulled him over a long time ago.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6180 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:11 pm to
He's a citizen crime fighter with a fancy tool belt. That's all.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:12 pm to
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If Batman were black the cops would have pulled him over a long time ago.


You obviously didn't watch "The Dark Knight."
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21366 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:16 pm to
A true Batman would be able to talk to bats. He could summon a swam of them to attack and bite the flesh from the faces of the villains.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:16 pm to
There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38855 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:20 pm to
A lot of superheroes don't have super powers.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:21 pm to
batman is no superman, but he's self-made; and there's a lot to be said about the only human member of the justice league not graced with superhuman abilities...looking at you, flash and aquaman
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:21 pm to
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You dumbass, have you ever heard of a comic book? I would have to have specifically reference a movie for that comment!

No. The dude is right. M/TV board has pretty much become the defacto board to discuss books and comic book stuff also. At the least I'm sure you'd get a much more robust discussion on that board. But to each his own.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58305 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:23 pm to
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