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Has anyone heard of a "Push Present"?

Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:40 pm
Posted by GeauxColonels
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:40 pm
Talking with some female coworkers today, one mentioned a "push present." I had never heard of this so I asked for her to elaborate. Apparently, some women now expect a present for PUSHING A BABY OUT during child birth! I find it difficult to identify something more ridiculous.

Have any of you heard of this absurdity before?
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:41 pm to
She wants you.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:41 pm to
There's only been a hundred threads on it
Posted by Epic Cajun
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:42 pm to
Do women still get a "push present" if they get an epidural or a c-section?
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:43 pm to

"Should've pulled" present if the chick expects more than the gift of life... Selfish.
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:43 pm to
This is the first I've seen...
Posted by RebelOP
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:43 pm to
No that's called the "Slip N Slide Present"
Posted by Dorothy
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:44 pm to
Yes, I've heard of it but I didn't expect one. Rather spend $ on all the baby stuff you think you need (most of which you'll soon find out is unnecessary too).
Posted by BROffshoreTigerFan
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:44 pm to
LewDawg is the man you seek
Posted by CorkSoaker
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:44 pm to
Divas ask for it and vagina whipped husbands give it to them.
Posted by GeauxColonels
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:46 pm to
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Rather spend $ on all the baby stuff you think you need (most of which you'll soon find out is unnecessary too).

That would be the sensible, fiscally responsible thing to do. Supposedly one of my coworkers bought his wife diamond earrings for a push present. He wasn't in the office today so I couldn't verify. I'm not sure how hard I would have laughed in my wife's face had she asked for one when our daughter was born.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by hg
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:46 pm to
Gender Reveal parties!
Baby Showers!
Push Presents!
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 7:48 pm
Posted by MNCscripper
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:51 pm to
Son due in Sept, wife wants a nice camera
Posted by GeauxColonels
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:51 pm to
So one thread in the last year....none in the last 6 months = "a hundred"?
Posted by Epic Cajun
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:55 pm to
I'm so glad my wife isn't going to be expecting one of these bullshite gifts. We've already discussed how stupid the shite is, and she agrees. Not that kids are in our immediate future anyway
Posted by BlackleafBaller
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:56 pm to
She's asking you to push her down the stairs
Posted by tiger91
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:57 pm to
Mother of 3 ... have only heard about it when the question was asked on here and as a mother, I think it's absurd. Maybe I'm old fashioned or just not with it as my kids are 22, 17 and 13 1/2. I needed nothing more than a healthy baby and my husband there.

eta: the poster whose wife wants a camera, I'd just get it ... that's a reasonable "us" gift. And yes, gender reveal parties are dumb too.
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 7:58 pm
Posted by Vegas Eddie
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:57 pm to
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GeauxColonels




Ungrateful arse
Posted by detmut
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:57 pm to
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Divas ask for it and vagina whipped husbands give it to them.


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