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I recall the Jackie Gleason diet. It was based on monotony. You could eat anything you wanted but only on the day designated. IE, let's say you liked steak, potatoes, and pizza. On Monday you could only eat steak. Nothing else. On Tuesday you could only eat potatoes.,etc. The monotony caused loss of appetite. Jackie lost weight ...died at 71, not that unusual for a male in those days.


I'll tell you my Jackie Gleason story. When he was in BR filming The Toy he came into Jack Sabins with his entourage one night. I was dining with my parents who were regulars as we're most everyone else in the dining room. He was loud, obnoxious, drunk, every other word out of his and his groups mouth was frick and smoking a cigar in the dining room clearly to everyone's dismay and discomfort.

Joe Distefano, the owner, politely asked him to tone it down and would he mind not smoking the cigar. People still smoked in restaurants but that's the only time I remember anyone smoking a cigar. He went bat shite saying he could buy the joint, didn't care what anyone thought and do you know who the frick I am?

Joe listened quietly then said, do you know who I am? I'm the owner of this place and these people dining here are the ones who come to my restaurant on a regular basis, are my friends and my supporters. They don't want you here so I'm going to tell you to GET THE frick OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!

The entire dining room clapped and heckled Jackass Gleason all the way to the door.

True story.

To the OP why worry about your friends diet? Dude likes beer and bread. There are worse things in life he could like. Jambalaya with tomatos, Hot Pockets, Natchitoches Red Beans, Johnny's Pizza et al.






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Patrick O Rly
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What does this guy weigh? What's his body type? Bread and beer for 4 days is a shite load of carbs and no protein. I'd imagine him being a fat ass.
Then the overload of protein on Friday and Sunday would cause even more fat retention.
So again. How fat is this guy?



I'd like to know this as well.

He probably has a couple parasites and some microbial over growth that are manifesting themselves in things like pains and rashes.






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StringedInstruments
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I'd like to know this as well.

He probably has a couple parasites and some microbial over growth that are manifesting themselves in things like pains and rashes.


He's not really that fat. A little overweight I'd say. About 30 pounds if I had to guess. Built a bit strangely. Large, wide upper body with skinny legs.






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Martini
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You've kind of got a creepy association with this guy.





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Patrick O Rly
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30 extra pounds is a lot to carry around, but I forget where we live sometimes.

I live in South Eastern Virginia, and I see my fair share of fat people. When I go to visit my dad in North West Florida, I'm floored by the amount of fat people there.






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greenwave
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A lady I work with brings a flat bread and a couple of pieces of turkey for lunch every day. No condiments or anything. ...Just turkey and bread.

A guy I used to work with in Texas would go to Freebirds every single day. Both of these individuals are very strange.






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Stadium Rat
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There are worse things in life he could like. Jambalaya with tomatos, Hot Pockets, Natchitoches Red Beans, Johnny's Pizza et al.







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mouton
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Paleo by far


I think people are stupid with analyzing whether or not every thing they eat is paleo . That said it focuses on unprocessed whole foods, tons of vegetables and protein and, limits grains. This is by far the worse diet you have heard of?






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Paleo by far


Meat and veggies...CRAZY!






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CurDog
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nicotine and caffine





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LSU lilly
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My friends that do that pepper and vinegar weight loss thing.





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mouton
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WTF is this???





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Martini
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My friends that do that pepper and vinegar weight loss thing.


I bet when they fart it could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.






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