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Spinoff: Best Advice Your Father Ever Gave You

Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:37 pm
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:37 pm
A few stick out to me this evening:

1) It is better to be 10 minutes early than 5 minutes late.

2) An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

3) There is only one end of a gun that can kill you. Make damn sure you know where it is at all times when a gun is around.

Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:38 pm to
"son, don't let that thing get you in trouble."
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:46 pm to
Stay vertical and don't unzip nothing.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10170 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:46 pm to
If you don't use your head you might as well have two asses.
Posted by Judge Smails
Native Son of NELA
Member since Mar 2008
5515 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:47 pm to
My father and grandfather have/had lots of great one liners. When I got to a certain age every time my father and I parted company he would tell me the following "Don't drive too fast and don't get no damn DWI". My uncle (Dad's younger brother) would always tell me "Don't get none on ya".
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:51 pm to
In retrospect, it seems it's not what he said as what he did that applies.
1- Never tie yourself down.
Posted by hogdaddy
Krotz Springs
Member since Feb 2010
5153 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:12 pm to
1. Don't piss in the wind.

2. Getting old and the pressure getting weak step up so you don't piss on your feet.

3. Watch what you put your dick in, because some things don't wash off.

Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:12 pm to
He also said

"Everything you do means something to the horse"

I later realized he meant more than just when training horses.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42557 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:13 pm to
Never trust a women other than momma. Should've took his advice.
Posted by 34venture
Buffer Zone
Member since Mar 2010
11369 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:14 pm to
If it floats, flys, or fricks you aw better off renting it.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:18 pm to
My dad has a been a pretty much perfect role model. Not so much in what he has told, but more in what he has shown.

What he has told:
Work hard, don't stress, and it will all work out.

It's almost never worth fighting.


But he still won't let me farm
Posted by USMC_ Skeeter
Oakdale
Member since Apr 2013
879 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:21 pm to
Don't mess up sure pu$$y for some more pu$$y...
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6574 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:22 pm to
My dad used to say:

If there's money and women involved, there's stealing and fricking going on.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

If there's money and women involved, there's stealing and fricking going on


Awesome
Posted by greasemonkey
Macclenny Fl aka south JAWJA
Member since Aug 2012
2764 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:23 pm to
YOLO!
Strike while the iron's hot.

Wrap it up.
Posted by MSWebfoot
Hernando
Member since Oct 2011
3263 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:29 pm to
DDNS- Don't do nothing stupid.

On my 18th birthday, we and a bunch of buddies got drunk. The old man was headed to bed and his drunk arse says "I have some words of wisdom that you young men need to hear. These are words to live by... Always make'em cum before you do."
He raised his hands in the air and disappeared into the bedroom where my step-mom was, to the cheers of about 10 teenage boys.
Posted by CBDTigerFan
Member since Mar 2009
2214 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:01 pm to
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7663 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:07 pm to
Sometimes you gotta eat a few ham sandwiches to afford you a steak.... Makes alot of sense now

Posted by Easternrio
Member since May 2014
3755 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:22 pm to
1- keep your mouth shut
2-keep your nose clean
3-don't Frick up
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:25 pm to
Do whats right, not whats easy.
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