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Spinoff: Best Advice Your Father Ever Gave You
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:37 pm
A few stick out to me this evening:
1) It is better to be 10 minutes early than 5 minutes late.
2) An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
3) There is only one end of a gun that can kill you. Make damn sure you know where it is at all times when a gun is around.
1) It is better to be 10 minutes early than 5 minutes late.
2) An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
3) There is only one end of a gun that can kill you. Make damn sure you know where it is at all times when a gun is around.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:38 pm to 4LSU2
"son, don't let that thing get you in trouble."
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:46 pm to 4LSU2
Stay vertical and don't unzip nothing.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:46 pm to Ole Geauxt
If you don't use your head you might as well have two asses.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:47 pm to 4LSU2
My father and grandfather have/had lots of great one liners. When I got to a certain age every time my father and I parted company he would tell me the following "Don't drive too fast and don't get no damn DWI". My uncle (Dad's younger brother) would always tell me "Don't get none on ya".
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:51 pm to 4LSU2
In retrospect, it seems it's not what he said as what he did that applies.
1- Never tie yourself down.
1- Never tie yourself down.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:12 pm to 4LSU2
1. Don't piss in the wind.
2. Getting old and the pressure getting weak step up so you don't piss on your feet.
3. Watch what you put your dick in, because some things don't wash off.
2. Getting old and the pressure getting weak step up so you don't piss on your feet.
3. Watch what you put your dick in, because some things don't wash off.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:12 pm to Nodust
He also said
"Everything you do means something to the horse"
I later realized he meant more than just when training horses.
"Everything you do means something to the horse"
I later realized he meant more than just when training horses.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:13 pm to 4LSU2
Never trust a women other than momma. Should've took his advice.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:14 pm to 4LSU2
If it floats, flys, or fricks you aw better off renting it.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:18 pm to 4LSU2
My dad has a been a pretty much perfect role model. Not so much in what he has told, but more in what he has shown.
What he has told:
Work hard, don't stress, and it will all work out.
It's almost never worth fighting.
But he still won't let me farm
What he has told:
Work hard, don't stress, and it will all work out.
It's almost never worth fighting.
But he still won't let me farm
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:21 pm to 4LSU2
Don't mess up sure pu$$y for some more pu$$y...
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:22 pm to jimbeam
My dad used to say:
If there's money and women involved, there's stealing and fricking going on.
If there's money and women involved, there's stealing and fricking going on.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:23 pm to doublecutter
quote:
If there's money and women involved, there's stealing and fricking going on
Awesome
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:23 pm to 34venture
YOLO!
Strike while the iron's hot.
Wrap it up.
Strike while the iron's hot.
Wrap it up.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:29 pm to 4LSU2
DDNS- Don't do nothing stupid.
On my 18th birthday, we and a bunch of buddies got drunk. The old man was headed to bed and his drunk arse says "I have some words of wisdom that you young men need to hear. These are words to live by... Always make'em cum before you do."
He raised his hands in the air and disappeared into the bedroom where my step-mom was, to the cheers of about 10 teenage boys.
On my 18th birthday, we and a bunch of buddies got drunk. The old man was headed to bed and his drunk arse says "I have some words of wisdom that you young men need to hear. These are words to live by... Always make'em cum before you do."
He raised his hands in the air and disappeared into the bedroom where my step-mom was, to the cheers of about 10 teenage boys.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:01 pm to 4LSU2
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:07 pm to CBDTigerFan
Sometimes you gotta eat a few ham sandwiches to afford you a steak.... Makes alot of sense now
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:22 pm to sonoma8
1- keep your mouth shut
2-keep your nose clean
3-don't Frick up
2-keep your nose clean
3-don't Frick up
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:25 pm to 4LSU2
Do whats right, not whats easy.
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