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Best Winston Jokes you've heard today
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:06 pm
I'd like to start us off with
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Free Seafood University
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Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:08 pm to Lordofwrath88
Saw this on SEC rant earlier:
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"I said to the crab, 'Are you stolen?' He said, 'I'm stolen if you steal me.' I said, 'You stolen then.'"
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:08 pm to Lordofwrath88
I wonder if the crab legs were warned how miserable their life would be before pressing charges
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:09 pm to craigbiggio
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:10 pm to craigbiggio
quote:
"I said to the crab, 'Are you stolen?' He said, 'I'm stolen if you steal me.' I said, 'You stolen then.'"
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:11 pm to Lordofwrath88
I saw a picture of a crawfish with a microphone held up to it and the picture alone made me lol, but the caption was something about crab legs being stolen.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:11 pm to craigbiggio
Jameisized:
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"So I asked the crab, 'You stole?' He said, 'I'm stole if you steal me.' I said, 'You stole then!'"
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:18 pm to ATLTiger
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:19 pm to ATLTiger
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:21 pm to Lordofwrath88
I heard he didn't rape that girl but he still came away with crabs. Go figure.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:28 pm to Lordofwrath88
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Winston forces his way between another pair of legs
-wildtigercat93
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:29 pm to Lordofwrath88
That was a shellfish thing to do, top ESPN comment
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:30 pm to craigbiggio
quote:this is by far the best I've heard today
quote: "I said to the crab, 'Are you stolen?' He said, 'I'm stolen if you steal me.' I said, 'You stolen then.'"
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:30 pm to TheWalrus
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I don’t know what to make of the latest news regarding Jameis Winston, but I think there are legs to it.
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Really wonder about Jameis Winston's decision making. This entire episode was high-bisque, low reward.
This post was edited on 4/30/14 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:31 pm to BamaHater
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I think it is fair to say Jameis fought the claw and the claw won.
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I have to question Winston's pocket presence after getting caught stuffing crab legs in them.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:34 pm to sowega dawg
quote:can someone explain this to me? i dont get it
quote: "I said to the crab, 'Are you stolen?' He said, 'I'm stolen if you steal me.' I said, 'You stolen then.'
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:34 pm to craigbiggio
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"I said to the crab, 'Are you stolen?' He said, 'I'm stolen if you steal me.' I said, 'You stolen then.'"
:rotflmao:
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:34 pm to Lordofwrath88
He couldn't get crabs the first time he got arrested, so he tried again.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:35 pm to MrPappagiorgio
quote:
Winston forces his way between another pair of legs
-wildtigercat93
Posted on 4/30/14 at 4:36 pm to LSUTIGER in TEXAS
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can someone explain this to me? i dont get it
Winston's Post game speech after the title game
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