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An Open Letter From a Death Star Architect

Posted on 2/13/14 at 8:00 pm
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 8:00 pm
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
10047 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 8:06 pm to
He's got some solid points
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16312 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 8:07 pm to
He mad
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 8:17 pm to
Poor guy. I bet he got stuck designing toilets on some back water planet after that shite.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98775 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 8:51 pm to
Preach!
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

That I was able to keep those exhaust ports the size of a womp rat...


Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8626 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 9:08 pm to
Legit points if you ask me.
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 9:19 pm to
Pop psych-but my money is on revenge for his pet Womp Rat getting hit by a landspeeder.

* but that doesn't add up. Ima brew some coffee & ...
This post was edited on 2/13/14 at 9:27 pm
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 9:35 pm to
It was weird that Vader had a boss, besides the Emperor.
Posted by Tayday
Lake Charles. LA
Member since Mar 2011
5520 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 9:42 pm to
Awesome read
Posted by Lakefront-Tiger
Da Lakefront
Member since Nov 2004
5912 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

It was weird that Vader had a boss, besides the Emperor.


Yet another continuity flaw by the man that single handedly created and destroyed this magical universe.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9298 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:07 pm to
I.... You.... shite.. I really can't argue with a single point made there
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:17 pm to
I never really understood the design of the second Death Star, it appears to have 4 Millennium Falcon sized exhaust ports, one would think after the first Death Star they wouldn't increase the number and make them larger.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99001 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:24 pm to
Their fault for demoting the only engineer who could design them that small. Hell, it didn't even take a sexless monk space wizard to destroy it the second time.
This post was edited on 2/13/14 at 10:26 pm
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:27 pm to
I was always bothered by the 90 degree turn, even as a child.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34472 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:28 pm to
I always chalked that up to "it was still under construction".

Oh yeah and George Lucas was done by then.

A better question is- Why couldn't the Rebel fleet just show up, bombard the frick out of the shield generator on Endor, then attack?
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:31 pm to
George Lucas has never met a plot hole he didn't like.
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21121 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:33 pm to
The second Death Star wasn't even finished yet. The Millenium Falcon could just fly through half of it because it was still a construction zone.

This guy sounds kind of whiny, though. He needs to point out that if people want to be mad, they should be mad at whoever let the Death Star plans fall into the hands of the Rebellion.
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

The Millenium Falcon could just fly through half of it because it was still a construction zone.


true, but they ended up flying it through an exhaust port
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

they should be mad at whoever let the Death Star plans fall into the hands of the Rebellion.


Another good point, no one ever talks about this trader. Maybe the Empire should pay better or at least have a decent record policy.
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