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How do I stop my neighbor's dog from barking?
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:18 pm
My neighbor has a couple of lap dogs that specialize in yapping and crapping. I've spoken to them about the almost constant barking, but they are either unwilling or unable to stop it. They are otherwise good neighbors, but the dogs are aggravating the shite out of me. I can hear them when I'm inside and if I out on my deck, they go apeshit. I don't want to kill them or throw them in the river. (Actually, I do, but I'm not going to.) My only hope is that an osprey or eagle snatches their yapping asses up and carries 'em off to oblivion, but it hasn't happened yet and I've lost patience.
I can't put a bark or shock collar on them (I've asked). Does anyone have any experience with one of the ultrasonic bark sensors? What's the best brand or model? Thanks in advance for your help, and if you're not going to be helpful, at least be funny!
I can't put a bark or shock collar on them (I've asked). Does anyone have any experience with one of the ultrasonic bark sensors? What's the best brand or model? Thanks in advance for your help, and if you're not going to be helpful, at least be funny!
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:19 pm to White Roach
inb4 "Contact Cootkilla"
You fricker
You fricker
This post was edited on 12/18/13 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:20 pm to White Roach
quote:
My only hope is that an osprey or eagle snatches their yapping asses up and carries 'em off to oblivion
1. Call Teague
2. ???
3. Profit
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:20 pm to White Roach
Call the cops. They have the right medicine.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:21 pm to White Roach
Spray them with the hose - full blast to the face. After a week or two of it they don't really bark at you much.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:22 pm to White Roach
Paging Teague...maybe his hawk go do a little covert mission.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:24 pm to eng08
I took the portable airhorn out of my boat and blew that at them for a while, but I need to buy a new one. They didn't seem to like it (or the rest of my neighbors), but they kept on barking.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:25 pm to boom roasted
quote:
Call the cops. They have the right medicine.
This or a big wad of peanut butter but this is going to escalate tensions quickly with the neighbor...
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:25 pm to geaux_fish
quote:
maybe his hawk go do a little covert mission
The worst offender is a miniature Schnauzer. Can't weigh more than 3 or 4 lbs!
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:25 pm to White Roach
.22 CB caps
???
profit
ETA: I have a neighbor with 4 dogs and about 6 cats that all need to die. The damned cats frick under my house and whine and moan at all hours of the night. I am so close to killing these bastards
???
profit
ETA: I have a neighbor with 4 dogs and about 6 cats that all need to die. The damned cats frick under my house and whine and moan at all hours of the night. I am so close to killing these bastards
This post was edited on 12/18/13 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:26 pm to eng08
quote:
Spray them with the hose - full blast to the face
damn. that is a good idea right there.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:26 pm to White Roach
quote:
I don't want to kill them or throw them in the river. (Actually, I do, but I'm not going to.)
Once you've discussed it with the neighbor it is too late for this.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:27 pm to White Roach
Noise will just make them bark more, the hose spray to the face is a physical reaction to the barking, it works I have used it on several neighbors dogs.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:27 pm to MWP
I'm not looking to piss off my neighbors or harm the dogs. I honestly don't think they are bothered by the barking.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:27 pm to eng08
What if the neighbor catches u spraying them?
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:28 pm to White Roach
quote:
'm not looking to piss off my neighbors or harm the dogs.
Why not? they've pissed yo off, it's a two way street brother. Ur good to go
This post was edited on 12/18/13 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:29 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
"Your dog won't shut up so I sprayed it with the hose..."
It's not hurt, just wet, hopefully they are not home. If they call the cops what are they going to say?
It's not hurt, just wet, hopefully they are not home. If they call the cops what are they going to say?
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:31 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Mike, you in BR? I got a animal trap you can borrow.
I have relocated several cats.
I have relocated several cats.
Posted on 12/18/13 at 3:32 pm to eng08
Fireworks every time they bark set off a cherry bomb.
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