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Zach
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We need to ban gondolas



HonoraryCoonass
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If it saves just one tourist.


ChineseBandit58
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If it saves just one . . .

This is the lamest reason to promote anything.

And when I heard the P.O.T.f'n.U.S utter this phrase in the wake of the school massacre, I almost busted out of my headband.

ANY politician who tries to justify some piece of shite legislation by 'if it just saves one child' logic you know two things.
- the politician is an idiot
- the proposal is a scam.


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TrueTiger
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It looks like they heard you Zach.

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Venice's famous gondoliers are to be banned from the city’s Grand Canal following the death of a tourist in a waterway collision.


Venice bans gondolas


Zach
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re: We need to ban gondolas
Good. Next up...we need to ban baseball bats.

murder weapon


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Zach
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Worst one I ever read about was a woman who killed her husband by breaking his skull with a frozen turkey.


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Good. Next up...we need to ban baseball bats


Just 1 victim... weak sauce. Here's 2 cases where 7 people died, each attack, due to bats

"x-box murders"

1 guy, 1 bat... beats a whole trailer of people to sleep
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Poodlebrain
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Can you imagine the mess if she had bludgeoned him with an unfrozen turkey? As a practical matter the woman should have considered a frozen pork loin instead of a turkey. She could have swung it like a baseball bat and gotten greater velocity.


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a frozen pork loin


Then she could have eaten the murder weapon.


Poodlebrain
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Then she could have eaten the murder weapon.
Speaking of eating the murder weapon... LINK

Sadly, defending yourself from a man armed with a banana is no longer so simple in Great Britain.


HonoraryCoonass
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Reminds me of an episode on the old Alfred Hitchcock show. A woman beat her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb which she cooked and served to the cops who had come to her house in search of the murder weapon.


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