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Whats the best prank you have played on a buddy while hunting?
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:41 pm
I was sitting here thinking of past funny experiences i have encountered while duck hunting and would like to hear more.
My funniest experience happened two years ago while hunting Big Branch. I normally hunt with the same two buddies, and one buddy's life goal is to shoot a banded duck. Well the last hunt, the year before, a blue wing teal flew in on his side but my other buddy(who could care less about a band) shot it since he wasn't ready. When he brought it back he showed our buddy and he was pissed and didn't stop cursing. Realizing he wanted a band that bad, opening day the following year he had dropped a male Pintail. I volunteered to paddle out there to get it and slipped a band around its leg. When i brought it back I showed him and he was in tears screaming, and couldn't wait to head straight to a guy who mounts his ducks. We let it go on for about 10 minutes until we decided to break the news. I don't think anyone had been so pissed at me. Packed up his shite said F**k yall and left, and to piss him off even more it ended up being my second best trip in big branch bringing home 8 greys and 4 teal.
My funniest experience happened two years ago while hunting Big Branch. I normally hunt with the same two buddies, and one buddy's life goal is to shoot a banded duck. Well the last hunt, the year before, a blue wing teal flew in on his side but my other buddy(who could care less about a band) shot it since he wasn't ready. When he brought it back he showed our buddy and he was pissed and didn't stop cursing. Realizing he wanted a band that bad, opening day the following year he had dropped a male Pintail. I volunteered to paddle out there to get it and slipped a band around its leg. When i brought it back I showed him and he was in tears screaming, and couldn't wait to head straight to a guy who mounts his ducks. We let it go on for about 10 minutes until we decided to break the news. I don't think anyone had been so pissed at me. Packed up his shite said F**k yall and left, and to piss him off even more it ended up being my second best trip in big branch bringing home 8 greys and 4 teal.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:44 pm to duckgetter504
That's pretty good.
Not on a hunting trip but a fishing trip to AR my buddy was asleep while we were driving down the hwy an tow truck was pulling a big rig backwards. I got right up to it, slammed on the breaks and started screaming.
I think he shite himself.
Not on a hunting trip but a fishing trip to AR my buddy was asleep while we were driving down the hwy an tow truck was pulling a big rig backwards. I got right up to it, slammed on the breaks and started screaming.
I think he shite himself.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:44 pm to duckgetter504
Beat off in a buds bag of chew. Heard him yelling a quarter mile away.
Not really
Not really
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:45 pm to bbvdd
quote:. This never gets old.
Not on a hunting trip but a fishing trip to AR my buddy was asleep while we were driving down the hwy an tow truck was pulling a big rig backwards. I got right up to it, slammed on the breaks and started screaming.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:48 pm to duckgetter504
That's pretty fricked up
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:51 pm to crankbait
I put horns on this guys dog and let him loose when others were hunting
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:57 pm to duckgetter504
My old man is kinda famous for scaring people. He mostly does it during bow season to prevent getting shot.
I sometimes hide the camp key on a little ledge on the back corner of the camp. Lights were off once, pine thicket, dark as piss. I could barely see the camp 2 ft in front of me, but walked around to grab the key. As I reached my hand around the camp he grabbed it. Dude had parked the truck a half mile down the road, came out of the woods early, and hid back there where he knew I had to go to get the key just to scare me. He did a great job.
He did a similar thing to my brother once, hiding behind the truck. Brother walked out of woods and was putting his tree stand and bow in the back of the truck after dark when Pop comes around the truck on all fours growling like a bear. Brother ended up on top of cab.
I sometimes hide the camp key on a little ledge on the back corner of the camp. Lights were off once, pine thicket, dark as piss. I could barely see the camp 2 ft in front of me, but walked around to grab the key. As I reached my hand around the camp he grabbed it. Dude had parked the truck a half mile down the road, came out of the woods early, and hid back there where he knew I had to go to get the key just to scare me. He did a great job.
He did a similar thing to my brother once, hiding behind the truck. Brother walked out of woods and was putting his tree stand and bow in the back of the truck after dark when Pop comes around the truck on all fours growling like a bear. Brother ended up on top of cab.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 3:12 pm to tenfoe
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Brother ended up on top of cab
Posted on 5/23/13 at 3:15 pm to duckgetter504
An older guy at our camp shot a deer, and he said he dropped it dead. We went to the food plot to help him load it up. When we got to the food plot, there was nothing there but a piece of the deer's intestine that looked like a link of boudin. We made fun of his "boudin making skills" all the way back to the camp. He said he was going to go in the morning to look for his deer and he went to bed. Well, someone got a hold of some police caution tape. We put the caution tape on some sticks in a square around the intestines, and painted a chalk outline of the deer on the ground. That guy was pissed when he saw the "crime scene" in the morning, but he couldn't stay mad for long b/c it was so damn funny.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 3:31 pm to duckgetter504
It's a pretty damn funny story if i'm telling it to a bunch of drunk guys, but I really put a friend through it on a hunting trip once..Takes about 10 minutes to tell it properly
Sr. year of HS we went to a friends family place to hunt. Nothing in particular, just shoot something legal...maybe.
Long story short, this fairly large fella we called fat boy was deathly afraid of snakes. While waiting for more beer and people to arrive I moved his end of the boat (pond fishing before hunting the next morning) toward an approaching water snake. I told him to look, and when he did all hell broke loose. Boat paddle, pond weed, water and snake going everywhere. Somehow the snake ended up in the boat, the boat ended upside down and both of us in the water. The snake also ended up on his shoulders.
Later that night after a lot of beer we got him calm and while the rest of the fellas went for more beer and to pick up some ammo, we built one helluva fire. I convinced him to climb this pine tree over the fire to shake some straw out, which amazingly he did. While he was laying across a limb about 15' above the fire, I dumped a shite load of gasoline on the fire. This fireball proceeded up the tree, taking pine straw and his eyebrows out on the trip up. He literally disappeared in the fireball. This probably wasn't the most intelligent prank due to the extreme disrespect of the power of gasoline on fire by yours truly, but after we calmed him down (again) and drank more malt liquor, it was funny as hell.
The other fellas saw it from a couple miles out on their trip back to town.
Sr. year of HS we went to a friends family place to hunt. Nothing in particular, just shoot something legal...maybe.
Long story short, this fairly large fella we called fat boy was deathly afraid of snakes. While waiting for more beer and people to arrive I moved his end of the boat (pond fishing before hunting the next morning) toward an approaching water snake. I told him to look, and when he did all hell broke loose. Boat paddle, pond weed, water and snake going everywhere. Somehow the snake ended up in the boat, the boat ended upside down and both of us in the water. The snake also ended up on his shoulders.
Later that night after a lot of beer we got him calm and while the rest of the fellas went for more beer and to pick up some ammo, we built one helluva fire. I convinced him to climb this pine tree over the fire to shake some straw out, which amazingly he did. While he was laying across a limb about 15' above the fire, I dumped a shite load of gasoline on the fire. This fireball proceeded up the tree, taking pine straw and his eyebrows out on the trip up. He literally disappeared in the fireball. This probably wasn't the most intelligent prank due to the extreme disrespect of the power of gasoline on fire by yours truly, but after we calmed him down (again) and drank more malt liquor, it was funny as hell.
The other fellas saw it from a couple miles out on their trip back to town.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 3:34 pm to duckgetter504
I shite in a buddy's hat.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 3:42 pm to Chad504boy
A former Boss was totally anal about only shooting humongous elderly deer on his ranch in south Texas. I mean we were passing uo 160", 5 year old deer because if you made a mistake your butt was toast.You could also shoot spikes (?)no matter the age.
Anyway, I had found a large 10-pt rack in a shed and used them for rattling horns that afternoon. When i came in after dark one evening, someone had a large spike on the skinning rack. Boss wasn't in yet so I wired the 10 pt rack to the spike just before he drove up. he pulled up away from the rack, then when he saw the deer he floored the truck right up to the skinning rack to get a better look, floored the truck backwards to the camp and went inside. Never said a word
Everyone was kinda nervous as he was very volatile.
At supper, normal conversation ensued then Boss looks down the table and and says," Now I want to know who tied them GD horns to that GD spike!
Naturally the 7 other guys there kinda looked at me. I looked him square in the eye and said.
"This is some damn fine wine, John Ed.
He laughed and said "I figured that".
I left the table much relieved.
Anyway, I had found a large 10-pt rack in a shed and used them for rattling horns that afternoon. When i came in after dark one evening, someone had a large spike on the skinning rack. Boss wasn't in yet so I wired the 10 pt rack to the spike just before he drove up. he pulled up away from the rack, then when he saw the deer he floored the truck right up to the skinning rack to get a better look, floored the truck backwards to the camp and went inside. Never said a word
Everyone was kinda nervous as he was very volatile.
At supper, normal conversation ensued then Boss looks down the table and and says," Now I want to know who tied them GD horns to that GD spike!
Naturally the 7 other guys there kinda looked at me. I looked him square in the eye and said.
"This is some damn fine wine, John Ed.
He laughed and said "I figured that".
I left the table much relieved.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 3:42 pm to pooponsaban
I was always the cook at my old deer camp, so one morning after a hunt, i had been frying some biscuits and down home sausage in a "Fry Daddy" electric deep fryer cooker.
Well some boys were about 10 ft from my camper door around the camp fire eating their breakfast.
I actually had an extra fry daddy under the sink.
I put some warm water in the extra fry daddy and walked out the camper door acting like i wanted to dump the hot grease out of said fry daddy.
I then proceeded to fake stumble and yelled OHHH SHIIIITTTT and freakin dropped that dry daddy over my buddies shoulder.
Him ( assuming it was boiling grease running all over his body) literally screamed and yelped in agony and excruciating pain.
It honestly was the top 2 funniest things i have ever seen. Dont know that i have ever laughed so hard in my life.
Well some boys were about 10 ft from my camper door around the camp fire eating their breakfast.
I actually had an extra fry daddy under the sink.
I put some warm water in the extra fry daddy and walked out the camper door acting like i wanted to dump the hot grease out of said fry daddy.
I then proceeded to fake stumble and yelled OHHH SHIIIITTTT and freakin dropped that dry daddy over my buddies shoulder.
Him ( assuming it was boiling grease running all over his body) literally screamed and yelped in agony and excruciating pain.
It honestly was the top 2 funniest things i have ever seen. Dont know that i have ever laughed so hard in my life.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 3:47 pm to tenfoe
A friend of mine's Dad in law would do that stuff both at the camp or on the bad road going to the camp. He waited beside the worst mudhole one night when my buddy was coming in and ran up to the truck when he slowed down, beating on the truck with a stick and screamin like a gut shot Squatch. Scared Hell out him.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 3:57 pm to duckgetter504
In high school i had a flooded rice field that was primarily for ducks. Anyway a buddy that had only been hunting 2 times in his life (both at this blind) was with me. I never put out speck decoys here and the morning before I had put out two full bodies.
Well we pull up for an afternoon hunt. Park about 500 yrds from the blind and start walking. The genius sees the decoys and starts freakin cuz hes never killed a goose. I watched joyfully for the next hour as he crawled through the mu (of course i encouraged this). He made it inside a 100 yrds and peppered one. The look on his face was priceless and he sat in the blind soaked for the rest of the day. Been a long time since i laughed that hard.
Well we pull up for an afternoon hunt. Park about 500 yrds from the blind and start walking. The genius sees the decoys and starts freakin cuz hes never killed a goose. I watched joyfully for the next hour as he crawled through the mu (of course i encouraged this). He made it inside a 100 yrds and peppered one. The look on his face was priceless and he sat in the blind soaked for the rest of the day. Been a long time since i laughed that hard.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 4:22 pm to rouxster
Props...will have to remember that one
Posted on 5/23/13 at 4:40 pm to AUTimbo
Was duck hunting on my lease couple years back in Grand Chenier and it had rained a ton and a few mice fell into my one man. Well it stunk to high heaven. So as my buddy is getting his gear ready i grab the mice (3) and drop them in the back of his hood on his jacket. The whole morning for about 3 hours he was like.... "frick this stinks. You need to clean these blinds they suck!!!!" All we could do was just laugh our asses off.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 4:41 pm
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