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nicole kidman just gave jimmy kimmel a lap dance..wow

Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:04 pm
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:04 pm
matt damon has kimmel tapped up and gagged with a tie and he is hosting the show..pretty funny show so far!!
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:08 pm to
Is this the first time he's actually been on?
Posted by lsu480
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:10 pm to
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matt damon has kimmel tapped up and gagged with a tie and he is hosting the show..pretty funny show so far!!


Sounds like some WWF shite
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:11 pm to
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Is this the first time he's actually been on?


yeah, i think so..you should have seen how the show started..matt drug kimmel out on the stage strapped to the rolling chair and just slung him across the stage...talked about how many times kimmel has closed the show with "my apologies to matt damon b/c we ran out of time"..dogging on him bad...made the mexican leave and replaced him..and replace the band leader with cheryl crow..
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167323 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:12 pm to
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Sounds like some WWF shite




It's from a bunch of long standing jokes between them.

The funniest was Sarah Silverman singing I'm fricking Matt Damon

LINK
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:12 pm to
pics??
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:15 pm to
Oh ya.....I remember the my apologies to Matt Damon thing. That was nice of Jmmy to finally make time for him!
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71689 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:16 pm to
Too bad Kidman looks like Amy Adams' not particularly hot mom tonight
This post was edited on 1/24/13 at 11:17 pm
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:18 pm to
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pics??


nah, sorry..
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84877 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:19 pm to
Anyone who saw To Die For while going through puberty has a special place for Nicole Kidman
Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:20 pm to
damn demi moore looks good
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:21 pm to
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damn demi moore looks good


Damn water is wet
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70999 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:22 pm to
Hahahaha Silverman is coming on next.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71689 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:22 pm to
She looks a ton worse to me but then I'll always remember her as Striptease Demi.
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:23 pm to
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Hahahaha Silverman is coming on next.


lol..yeah..ready for this..i like how he keeps scootin up and matt keeps kicking back..
Posted by WavinWilly
Wavin Away in Sharlo
Member since Oct 2010
8783 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:23 pm to
thanks for the heads up sir
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:24 pm to
Affleck better show up!
Posted by Mullen3:16
Nerlins, LA
Member since May 2012
4708 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:24 pm to
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She looks a ton worse to me


yeah this is the first time I can remember thinking she kinda looks shitty by her standards
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
4460 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:26 pm to
Affleck's already been on. He was the cue card guy.
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:26 pm to
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Affleck better show up


was at the beginning of the show but left because he was siding with jimmy, just couldnt see matt do that to him..and left..matt was like stay, i will treat you better than him, you'll see.. you'll see
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