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Can someone explain to me the "jorts" joke with UF
Posted on 10/4/12 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 10/4/12 at 9:58 pm
I'm a bit behind the inside joke
This post was edited on 10/4/12 at 10:00 pm
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:00 pm to jeaux_bleaux
jorts is how Foridians pronounce sports. weird as shite.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:00 pm to jeaux_bleaux
Yeah! Someone explain corn dogs too! I been living in caves and shite.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:01 pm to jeaux_bleaux
Shorts made of cut off jeans. The too short version is very ghey. You see a lot of them @ UF
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:01 pm to jeaux_bleaux
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
This post was edited on 10/4/12 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:01 pm to jeaux_bleaux
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:04 pm to BRUNNIN4
quote:lmao. sounds like something on urbandictionary
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:04 pm to jeaux_bleaux
His name is Tim Tebow and he shattered the mold.
Jk. But yeah they have been known to wear jean shorts.
Jk. But yeah they have been known to wear jean shorts.
This post was edited on 10/4/12 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:05 pm to SouljaBreauxTellEm
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His name is Tebow
Wearing Jorts in Florida pre-dates him. Its bad down there.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:09 pm to BRUNNIN4
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BRUNNIN4
Hard to believe the Jort on the left lives in Florida. He looks like a fricking Albino Gator.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:16 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:31 pm to BRUNNIN4
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:32 pm to JaxTigah
quote:that's cause he's a Georgia fan
Hard to believe the Jort on the left lives in Florida. He looks like a fricking Albino Gator.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:54 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
That picture of tim will never cease to make me giggle...
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:58 pm to jeaux_bleaux
they really do wear a lot of jean shorts down there. It's not an exaggeration.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 11:06 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
I remember years ago someone posted a link from a Florida fan shop of an official mens jean shorts with the Florida logo F embroidered on the front of it
The UF/Jorts thing really took off on TD.com from there
LINK
The UF/Jorts thing really took off on TD.com from there
LINK
Posted on 10/4/12 at 11:27 pm to supatigah
LSU is the only school that rivals us in jorts sales
This post was edited on 10/4/12 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:34 am to UFownstSECsince1950
thanks supatigah, you're my hero
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:38 am to Too Frat To Care
quote:
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
Stolen directly from here
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:39 am to LSU=Champions
I knew it
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