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re: Can someone explain to me the "jorts" joke with UF

Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:41 am to
Posted by Jobu1
destin
Member since Aug 2012
24 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:41 am to
UFownstSECsince1950
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 12:43 am
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10186 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:56 am to
Posted by Sorry If Germans
Member since Dec 2011
60 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 6:26 am to
quote:

Shorts made of cut off jeans. The too short version is very ghey. You see a lot of them @ UF


Correction. Any version of jorts is disgusting. That goes the same for anything with cargo.
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18412 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 6:27 am to
That is definiely wierd.
Posted by stho381
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2012
4628 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 6:40 am to
ginger mullet with jorts, a tank top, and natty light.


Saturday in the south bithces!
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:03 am to
And the same for colored khakis (anything other than your usual business casual colors).
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43894 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:18 am to
quote:

ginger mullet with jorts, a tank top, and natty light.


and heading to Talladega in the same attire on sunnday.
Posted by Gunner
Austin, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
628 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:19 am to
Bama has the highest average of jorts per capita during Talladega. It is amazing!
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:34 am to
I need a jort ruling, or a clarification.

Are all cut off jeans jorts?

Is any denim pair of short britches a jort?

Does a hem make it a jort?

Does the lack of a hem make it a jort?


Surely, no one has a problem with a lady in possession of a pair of lovely gluteus maximi wearing a pair of cut off denim britches referred to as the "Daisy Dukes", correct?
Posted by duaneb87
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2011
86 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:48 am to
Ruling: its a guy thing, chicks are exempt!
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73494 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:50 am to
...and here he is again.

Posted by Gizmeaux
Member since Dec 2009
4997 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:51 am to
Posted by PortCityTiger82
Shreveport, LA
Member since Nov 2010
6564 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:57 am to
Isn't that the longhorns sign?
Posted by JAComo
New Iberia
Member since Nov 2011
253 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:01 am to
In reference to the cargo and jorts comment being ghey...Men talking about fashion=gheY. Who cares what people wear unless they are a woman and it compliments their assets.
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