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CptBengal
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What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


1) housing market/homelessness

-Everyone will be required to buy a home or face a 10k dollar fine...err tax. If you like your current home, you can keep it though.

2) domestic auto production/hybrid vehicles

-Everyone will be required to buy a domestic automobile, particularly a GM hybrid vehicle, or pay a 2k tax.

3) Unemployment

-All business will be required to hire more people equating to 5% of their current employees. with exemptions, obviously, for companies under 20 employees...or pay a 3k per year tax.



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Slinger16
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


Well, you can get rid of the Government Debt by mandating that debt should go away.





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Rickety Cricket
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


Fat people.

You get comes fined for every pound over your ideal weight.






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ehidal1
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


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Everyone will be required to buy a home or face a 10k dollar fine...err tax. If you like your current home, you can keep it though

Could be an idea for the Feds to require this to help bail out states (property tax) on their budgets. Of course, there would be a floor on who would have to pay the tax...






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wickowick
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


Crime problems, you are now required to have and carry a gun...





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NaturalBeam
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


I don't understand why the gov't doesn't write each citizen (hell, why not the illegals too?) a $1 million check each? Think of the stimulus to all the sectors of the economy.





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CptBengal
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


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Crime problems, you are now required to have and carry a gun...



see, lots of solutions for our masters in fedgov to implement on our behalf.

praise be to their mercy and wisdom.






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LSUnKaty
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


4) Obesity and/or "diseases of affluence"

Once they reduce us all to the LCD no one will be affluent any longer. Oh wait, that might not work, my cousin just died of type II diabetes and obesity according to police reports, and he was on food stamps.

5) Education

- all universities will be required to accept any applicant without regard to qualifications and allow those who can not afford the tuition to attend free - and also give them free lunches.






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CptBengal
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


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I don't understand why the gov't doesn't write each citizen (hell, why not the illegals too?) a $1 million check each? Think of the stimulus to all the sectors of the economy.



will they tax you if you dont spend it on consumer goods?






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gatorrocks
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


BMI tax. Over 25 BMI, you pay 1k per year per point over BMI. Let's do it!!!





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Duck
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


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1) housing market/homelessness -Everyone will be required to buy a home or face a 10k dollar fine...err tax. If you like your current home, you can keep it though.


Already done. I save over 10k by owning a home, hence avoid in implicit fine...err tax.






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navy
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


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3) Unemployment



Hunger is an excellent motivator.


Abolish food stamps, welfare, WIC, etc.


Let family and charity pick up the slack.






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CptBengal
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BMI tax. Over 25 BMI, you pay 1k per year per point over BMI. Let's do it!!!


wow, we can solve America by taxing...who knew. Dems I'm sorry, yall had the best solution all along!






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NaturalBeam
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


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will they tax you if you dont spend it on consumer goods?
Only if you're white and you spend it on reasonble things






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CptBengal
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Only if you're white and you spend it on reasonble things


goog, good. minority exemptions. Wow, this looks like an amazing set of ideas!






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wickowick
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


Don't have a job? We have a tax for that...





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ottothewise
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


$1 tax for every repetitive boring post on the same topic?







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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


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Already done. I save over 10k by owning a home, hence avoid in implicit fine...err tax.


OT baller.






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wickowick
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re: What other problems can we solve with mandates from fedgov?


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$1 tax for every repetitive boring post on the same topic?


Yep, you must be down quite a bit...






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NaturalBeam
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$1 tax for every repetitive boring post on the same topic?
Will this tax be retroactive for all of your WTO posts?






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