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fistfootway
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LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat

Yes or No
To: Bringing Elephant meat to Tuscaloosa for the tailgate
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athletemed
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
you should ask the OT....they have an expert on almost any matter...

ETA: You do know that African elephants have AIDS..so...

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musick
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
How does THAT shite taste?


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fistfootway
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LsuTool
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
posting it for the whole world to see is a great start.


That One
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
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they have an expert on almost any matter...


Yeah, the rant is specialized with football experts only.


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eyepooted
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
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LSUPHILLY72
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
quote:

has Illegally obtained Elephant Meat for the tailgate which he is having in Tuscaloosa.



What is he making? "Dumbo Gumbo?"


GaytorHater703
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
Eat the evidence!!!


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AlwysATgr
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
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Dumbo Gumbo




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eyepooted
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
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I'm not sure what to do


marinate it, grill it, and eat it like any responsible coonass would do!


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beenHADdat
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Member since Sep 2011
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
it aint illegal if u dont get caught


liquid rabbit
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
If anyone asks, just say it's chicken. A very large chicken.


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CptBengal
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
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With knowledge of the source and having seen it and can confirm it is real (to the best of my knowledge), I'm not sure what to do seeing as this is a federal crime.


Well you have two options.

1) Report your friend for being a bitch, watch him go to jail and the tasty meat get destroyed.

2) Help him cook and enjoy the meat.




This isn't a hard decision for intelligent folks.


gmrkr5
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
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posting it for the whole world to see is a great start.


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Y.A. Tittle
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
You win the prize for the most randomly odd post I've seen on here leading up to this game.


tgrbaitn08
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Member since Dec 2007
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
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My Buddy, Lets call him Max, has Illegally obtained Elephant Meat for the tailgate which he is having in Tuscaloosa.

With knowledge of the source and having seen it and can confirm it is real (to the best of my knowledge), I'm not sure what to do seeing as this is a federal crime.




This is how it works..

You post something on the internet admiting to a crime whether it's true or not

Chicken gets subpoenad for the thread logs and your IP Address

The DWLF tracks you down and pays you a visit

You tell them to frick off and ask them to prove it in a court of law



liquid rabbit
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
Also, I would NOT announce loudly that "this damn elephant meat tastes GREAT!"


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fistfootway
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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
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This isn't a hard decision for intelligent folks.



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ccash2721
LSU Fan
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2011
100 posts

re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
Here is what it looks like:

The meat was a Dark Redish/ Purple running thru it. For lack of a better description, it looked like blood-bruised meat, but VERY lean with little fat.

Here is how it tastes:

To everyones disasppointment it DIDN'T taste like Chicken...lol The closest thing I can compare it to is "stringy" Moose or Elk meat or even Buffalo..It tasted somewhat "gamey" but it wasn't repulsive.

My advise is to make an elephant cake and eat that.


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