Started By
Message

re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat

Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:41 am to
Posted by AP83
Cottonport
Member since Sep 2009
2709 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:41 am to
quote:

With knowledge of the source and having seen it and can confirm it is real (to the best of my knowledge), I'm not sure what to do seeing as this is a federal crime.



How can you tell it is elephant meat as opposed to beef or pork?
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
60249 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:42 am to
FYI, you can use the tusk for a toothpick.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Am I an accessory to the crime after the fact, now that I have knowledge of the Elephant meat?



since you have now claimed from your IP address on the internet that you had knowledge it WAS elephant meat. Yes, you now have problems.

The issue being that you opened your mouth. You should have just kept your damned mouth shut.

stupid babbling fools.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43066 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:45 am to
First thing you should do is announce it to several thousand people you dont know.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:46 am to
quote:

First thing you should do is announce it to several thousand people you dont know.


You forgot "on a highly popular, high traffic website that keeps logs of everything"
Posted by KC Tiger
Member since Sep 2006
4617 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:47 am to
quote:

it aint illegal if u dont get caugh


Incorrect. It is illegal rather you get caught or not. It's just not punishable if you don't get caught.
Posted by socks and sandals
Lou-z-an-r
Member since Aug 2004
803 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:49 am to
quote:

posting it for the whole world to see is a great start.


Kinda what I was thinking
Posted by fistfootway
Red Lobster® 6051 Bluebonnet
Member since Mar 2010
2507 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:49 am to
I should probably mention that he is in Nairobi right now, I've only seen pictures but he will make it to Tuscaloosa if he has his way
Posted by LSU1018
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
7215 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:50 am to
I'm pretty sure law enforcement is not browsing the Internet to see who has elephant meat
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:50 am to
Surely you have enough doubt as to it REALLY being elephant meat to say you didn't know?

Surely.
Posted by eyepooted
Member since Jul 2010
5717 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:51 am to
quote:

KC Tiger


This guy is a cop.


Posted by Chazz Reinhold
Vegas
Member since Jun 2007
4486 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:54 am to
Elephant meat isn't good unless you shred it and make a stew.
Posted by WillyLoman
On Island Time
Member since Dec 2007
1719 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:57 am to
quote:

I'm not sure what to do seeing as this is a federal crime.


Turn him in and invite me to the game with his now, unused ticket !
Posted by LSUNO
the NO
Member since Jan 2007
862 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:15 pm to
Yes do it. Make a menu w their stupid elephant on it.

Bunch of peta pussies on here.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34246 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

Bunch of peta pussies on here.


I'm far from a PETA supporter, but I think this is lame and the person supposedly having the meat is allegedly a useless waste of his father's semen. That splooge would have served the world better in a tube sock.
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43891 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:27 pm to
go ahead and cook it in the middle of the Quad.
Posted by primemover225
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
6538 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:29 pm to
Someone should just floss an absurd amount of ivory on their neck and whatever. I mean, if they had it. Obviously that shite's expensive.
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
Member since Jun 2005
5800 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:47 pm to
This is a strange thread. My vote would be yes and this thread is BS.
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
BR
Member since Jun 2008
17500 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

This is how it works..

You post something on the internet admiting to a crime whether it's true or not

Chicken gets subpoenad for the thread logs and your IP Address

The DWLF tracks you down and pays you a visit

You tell them to frick off and ask them to prove it in a court of law



Is is accurate IMHO

Look, if you have elephant meat, I'm not sure when else you would use it if not this weekend.
This post was edited on 11/2/11 at 1:03 pm
Posted by LSUNO
the NO
Member since Jan 2007
862 posts
Posted on 12/19/11 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

fistfootway


Did you cook the elephant meat?
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 2Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram