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re: LSU/BAMA Elephant Meat
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:41 am to Y.A. Tittle
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:41 am to Y.A. Tittle
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With knowledge of the source and having seen it and can confirm it is real (to the best of my knowledge), I'm not sure what to do seeing as this is a federal crime.
How can you tell it is elephant meat as opposed to beef or pork?
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:42 am to fistfootway
FYI, you can use the tusk for a toothpick.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:43 am to fistfootway
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Am I an accessory to the crime after the fact, now that I have knowledge of the Elephant meat?
since you have now claimed from your IP address on the internet that you had knowledge it WAS elephant meat. Yes, you now have problems.
The issue being that you opened your mouth. You should have just kept your damned mouth shut.
stupid babbling fools.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:45 am to fistfootway
First thing you should do is announce it to several thousand people you dont know.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:46 am to The Mick
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First thing you should do is announce it to several thousand people you dont know.
You forgot "on a highly popular, high traffic website that keeps logs of everything"
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:47 am to beenHADdat
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it aint illegal if u dont get caugh
Incorrect. It is illegal rather you get caught or not. It's just not punishable if you don't get caught.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:49 am to LsuTool
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posting it for the whole world to see is a great start.
Kinda what I was thinking
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:49 am to KC Tiger
I should probably mention that he is in Nairobi right now, I've only seen pictures but he will make it to Tuscaloosa if he has his way
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:50 am to KC Tiger
I'm pretty sure law enforcement is not browsing the Internet to see who has elephant meat
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:50 am to fistfootway
Surely you have enough doubt as to it REALLY being elephant meat to say you didn't know?
Surely.
Surely.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:51 am to KC Tiger
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KC Tiger
This guy is a cop.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:54 am to fistfootway
Elephant meat isn't good unless you shred it and make a stew.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 11:57 am to fistfootway
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I'm not sure what to do seeing as this is a federal crime.
Turn him in and invite me to the game with his now, unused ticket !
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:15 pm to fistfootway
Yes do it. Make a menu w their stupid elephant on it.
Bunch of peta pussies on here.
Bunch of peta pussies on here.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:19 pm to LSUNO
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Bunch of peta pussies on here.
I'm far from a PETA supporter, but I think this is lame and the person supposedly having the meat is allegedly a useless waste of his father's semen. That splooge would have served the world better in a tube sock.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:27 pm to fistfootway
go ahead and cook it in the middle of the Quad.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:29 pm to fistfootway
Someone should just floss an absurd amount of ivory on their neck and whatever. I mean, if they had it. Obviously that shite's expensive.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 12:47 pm to fistfootway
This is a strange thread. My vote would be yes and this thread is BS.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 1:02 pm to tgrbaitn08
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This is how it works..
You post something on the internet admiting to a crime whether it's true or not
Chicken gets subpoenad for the thread logs and your IP Address
The DWLF tracks you down and pays you a visit
You tell them to frick off and ask them to prove it in a court of law
Is is accurate IMHO
Look, if you have elephant meat, I'm not sure when else you would use it if not this weekend.
This post was edited on 11/2/11 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 12/19/11 at 2:10 pm to fistfootway
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fistfootway
Did you cook the elephant meat?
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