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What are some words of advice you Dad gave you?
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:50 pm
Mine once told me, in an awkward moment on the camp porch, over one of our first whiskey drinks together: "Son, if err, if you're going to drink whiskey, umm and uh have sex, j-just wear a condom." To which I replied, "you want me to wear a condom when I drink?" We both started laughing. 
to keep it hunting related, when I was having accuracy problems with my rifle, he said: "If you would just take a deep breath, let it out slowly, and as soon as you run out of air squeeze the trigger. To this day, those words run through my head while im drawing down on a deer or turkey
He also told me: "If you're going to get the cart before the horse, you better make damn sure you get a horse that can pull that cart" (getting my then girlfriend/now wife pregnant.) Some of the better advice I ever received.
to you dad 
to keep it hunting related, when I was having accuracy problems with my rifle, he said: "If you would just take a deep breath, let it out slowly, and as soon as you run out of air squeeze the trigger. To this day, those words run through my head while im drawing down on a deer or turkey
He also told me: "If you're going to get the cart before the horse, you better make damn sure you get a horse that can pull that cart" (getting my then girlfriend/now wife pregnant.) Some of the better advice I ever received.
to you dad 
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Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:53 pm to Charter n Coke
"Don't frick up or I'll beat your arse"
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:53 pm to Charter n Coke
"don't be a dummy, pull out and cum on her tummy."
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:53 pm to Charter n Coke
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
And, do the right thing...even when no one is looking.
And, do the right thing...even when no one is looking.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:54 pm to Charter n Coke
As I was about to start high school "Don't ever start a fight, but always finish one."
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:54 pm to Charter n Coke
1. Don't mess around with another man's women
2. There is no such thing as a, "fair fight"..
those always stuck with me
2. There is no such thing as a, "fair fight"..
those always stuck with me
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:54 pm to Charter n Coke
"Don't expect something for nothing, earn everything you have" he still tells me this on a regular basis.
This post was edited on 3/21/13 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:54 pm to Charter n Coke
I don't know, I wasn't listening.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:55 pm to DonChowder
Dont stick your pecker anywhere you wouldn't put your mouth..
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:55 pm to Charter n Coke
There's only one end of a gun that can kill you. Always be aware of what is in front of that end.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:55 pm to Charter n Coke
Never take restaurant advice from a skinny girl...
It's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't...
All women are crazy, the key to a lasting relationship is finding one with an amount of crazy that you can tolerate.
It's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't...
All women are crazy, the key to a lasting relationship is finding one with an amount of crazy that you can tolerate.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:55 pm to carrotsticktiger
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:56 pm to Charter n Coke
If you are going to do something, do it fast and do it right.
Life gets a lot better when you don't give a shite what anyone thinks of you.
Life gets a lot better when you don't give a shite what anyone thinks of you.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:56 pm to Charter n Coke
If you look at "it" (boobs and such) you'll go blind
If you play with it, it'll fall off
If you play with it, it'll fall off
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:57 pm to Charter n Coke
quote:
What are some words of advice you Dad gave you?
The morning I got married he said "Son, you know why a woman smiles when she walks down the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job."
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:57 pm to Charter n Coke
My dad never gave me advice. In fact, the only real advice I can think of was to make sure I knew what I was doing before I got married the first time.
Pops and I didn't, and still don't talk much. Very private guy
Pops and I didn't, and still don't talk much. Very private guy
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:58 pm to Charter n Coke
He always said "speed kills". He said that means in a car, boat, 4 wheeler, etc.
I almost proved him right on a 4 wheeler after about 30 beers hitting a tree wide open on a Mississippi River island.
I almost proved him right on a 4 wheeler after about 30 beers hitting a tree wide open on a Mississippi River island.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:58 pm to pointdog33
quote:He lied.
If you play with it, it'll fall off
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:00 pm to JAB528
"Don't quit, don't ever quit"
Not so much what he told me but, he instilled that in me. That is just the way he goes about life.
Not so much what he told me but, he instilled that in me. That is just the way he goes about life.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:00 pm to Blue Velvet
Yup. I'm still trying to prove that theory correct.
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