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re: Your Catfish stories here...

Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by Bien Fou
Laffy
Member since Jul 2009
2039 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

ask fin. he banged me.


Posted by JakeTheDog
Arizona
Member since Jan 2014
152 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

ask fin. he banged me.


I'm just a noob and don't know much about people here but Fin does not strike me as the type to bang a fat chick. So I'm still not buying this story of you being fat.
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 3:07 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123937 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:08 pm to
Silly rabbits. Age should never be a factor. Hot and horny is hot and horny

ETA: OVER 18!
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 3:08 pm
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1251 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:40 pm to
I only had one when I was single.

The girl wasn't a knockout or anything in her pics, but decent enough for a date. When I met her she looked exactly like Peggy Hill, same haircut too

She talked through the entire date and I couldn't get a word in. I was going to call it off after dinner, but there was a bunch of teenagers sitting on a bench right next to her car and they were giving us shite. I tried to do it on the phone, but I could never get a word in there either and she was always with people when I called. So I sent her an email
Posted by Have Gun
Citation Bravo
Member since Jan 2014
65 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:59 pm to
Last October, I got catfished by a 56 year-old school janitor off Tinder.

He did make me this, though.

Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
16160 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:16 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 1:36 am
Posted by SaintCajun
Pacific Northwest
Member since Apr 2012
4294 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

2. guy who turned out to be a friends brother said he was a world traveling chef (was a cook in the army before he got dishonorably discharged).

Technically he didn't lie about be a world traveling chef
Posted by Geraldo Rivera
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
335 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:44 pm to
Met a girl while I was in college. Absolutely gorgeous face and pretty long hair. Showed up at Starbucks and I'm pretty sure she had about 35+ pounds on me and I'm near 200.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:54 pm to
I do remember that in High School back when Myspace was the thing, this really ugly girl who had like fetal alcohol syndrome, made a profile of this really hot chick and added me and a few other guys.

We were from a small town that had a large town next to it, so we thought she was from there. Anyway, she started flirting with us on there and we fell for it. Some other girl rats on her, and we proceed to feel a shame that is only cured by making a lot of fun of a girl with FAS
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39779 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

I imagine as long as she is a she and is who she says she is you'll be fine.
ya dont frickin say. Thats what the OP is worried about moron.
Posted by skygod123
NOLA
Member since Nov 2007
27882 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Technically he didn't lie about be a world traveling chef
he did lie when he told me that he was a souix chef (his spelling, not mine) for certain world renowned chefs.
Posted by bobaftt1212
Hills of TN
Member since Mar 2013
1315 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 12:31 pm to
I caught this one one time [/URL]
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 12:36 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 12:34 pm to
I was running lines I set out the day before at the mouth of the river. I baited them with squid. I caught a 120lbs catfish. It was too big for the net. I had to get a three foot screwdriver and run it through its gills and out its mouth to get it in the boat.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15083 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 12:57 pm to
A 3 ft. screwdriver? Post a picture of your tackle box.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:04 pm to
we put a catfish in this chicks pool in high school. 15 pound blue cat. MY buddy lived next door and would throw dog food over the fence to feed it. Made it through the winter. They finally found it when they cleaned the pool the next spring. Im guessing the pool was out of use for a while because the chlorine never killed it.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:05 pm to
One time me an ma daddy went shrimpin at da weir. We was catchin a lotta big shrimp cuz dat watah was moving real good like trew der. We only had one cas net so I was catfishin on da udda side. I caught me a couple catfish. Good eatin size like dat. But den dat strong water got ma daddy's cas net stuck in da weir and he couldn't get it out. He wunt too happy. An we only had one cas net. So den we was bot catfishin an we caught some more.


Oh an I bought ma daddy a new cas net fa Christmas like dat.

So, if ya evva go cas nettin, bring two of em like dat
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:20 pm to
I was in my joe boat. I worked production in an inland waters field. It was a tool I had on the boat
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1251 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

jimbeam


would love to know where this magic weir is because that story is impossible

of course I'm assuming you're just trying to tell a funny catfish story
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 2:05 pm to
Mai's it's a true story

No lie
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