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re: Your Catfish stories here...

Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:09 pm to
Has anyone been catfished on this site before?
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:19 pm to
i traded pics with goldenbager, fully expecting to see a 19 yr old girl
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:19 pm to
9Fiddy says he has. He posted on page 2.
Posted by kyledavis
Member since Nov 2013
734 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:19 pm to
Damn you need to log into facebook for tinder? I was trying to see what single hos were in my area.
Posted by skygod123
NOLA
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:21 pm to
i cant lie. ive had some catfish stories.

1. dude dropped out of school and lived with his mommy and didnt have a job (not at all how his profile read).

2. guy who turned out to be a friends brother said he was a world traveling chef (was a cook in the army before he got dishonorably discharged).

3. "divorced guy" who had not finalized papers with his wife... turns out he didnt want to finalize because he didnt have the money to pay child support and buy his new fancy house.

4. one dude said he was divorced (and really was still living with his wife in an open marriage, but lied to the women he hooked up with b/c no women wanted a married man)

i have some horror stories.
Posted by kyledavis
Member since Nov 2013
734 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

i cant lie. ive had some catfish stories.

1. dude dropped out of school and lived with his mommy and didnt have a job (not at all how his profile read).

2. guy who turned out to be a friends brother said he was a world traveling chef (was a cook in the army before he got dishonorably discharged).

3. "divorced guy" who had not finalized papers with his wife... turns out he didnt want to finalize because he didnt have the money to pay child support and buy his new fancy house.

4. one dude said he was divorced (and really was still living with his wife in an open marriage, but lied to the women he hooked up with b/c no women wanted a married man)


Let me console you.
Posted by JakeTheDog
Arizona
Member since Jan 2014
152 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

i have some horror stories.


Worse that 1 - 4 there?
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17666 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:24 pm to
Do those really qualify as catfish stories, or just dishonest douches either trying to make themselves look better or get some arse? When I think of catfish I think of "she" actually being a "he."
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:27 pm to
i stepped on a hardhead and the spike went right through my tennis shoe...hurt like hell
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:46 pm to
link

quote:

i traded pics with goldenbager, fully expecting to see a 19 yr old girl



Let me guess...you ended up receiving dick pics.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:48 pm to
That's my knee at the bottom
Posted by skygod123
NOLA
Member since Nov 2007
27882 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Let me console you.

disclaimer: skygod is a fattie
Posted by skygod123
NOLA
Member since Nov 2007
27882 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Worse that 1 - 4 there?
on par
Posted by skygod123
NOLA
Member since Nov 2007
27882 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Do those really qualify as catfish stories, or just dishonest douches either trying to make themselves look better or get some arse? When I think of catfish I think of "she" actually being a "he."


a she being a he is worst case scenario for dudes.

for me, its banging a married man. so id said the its female equivalent of that scenario.
Posted by skygod123
NOLA
Member since Nov 2007
27882 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

That's my knee at the bottom
sexy
Posted by JakeTheDog
Arizona
Member since Jan 2014
152 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

disclaimer: skygod is a fattie


I don't buy that for a second.
Posted by skygod123
NOLA
Member since Nov 2007
27882 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:59 pm to
people have seen the cow irl. ask fin. he banged me.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

That's my knee at the bottom


The OB would be upset at the lack of foot & hoist. The OT is upset at the lack of a crotch shot (even though technically outlawed by the new NSFW rules.) A fellow just can't win these days.
Posted by JakeTheDog
Arizona
Member since Jan 2014
152 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:02 pm to
quote:


people have seen the cow irl. ask fin. he banged me.


Fin the human?

Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:04 pm to
You should see my penis


Never mind...you have
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