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re: Your best/strangest reason for a breakup
Posted on 9/12/14 at 8:50 pm to damnedoldtigah
Posted on 9/12/14 at 8:50 pm to damnedoldtigah
Had a friend some years back where the girl called it off with him. He had edivently taken a round of Viagra and the wrong thing swoll up. Poor bastard's nose swoll up instead. We were having drinks a few weeks ago and he is at least able to laugh about it now. He wound with with a decent girl eventually.
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:28 pm to damnedoldtigah
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--Date in which you are in bed with each other and I am nuzzling and kissing her breasts. She actually asks me what I am doing. I replied with what the hell do you think? She then 'explains' that I am wasting my time as there was no milk in them. Bedtime concluded. Relationship concluded. LOL
Lmao, that is insane. I thought that was standard procedure when rounding 2nd and sliding into 3rd.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:34 pm to prostyleoffensetime
You millennial motherfrickers need to get off of texting and pick up the phone.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:49 pm to sicboy
OMG those are funny.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:56 pm to CaliforniaTiger
West Monroe girl. Spinner type. She wanted on top, 69 style. Okay. I'm down with that. Looked up, and see a dangling dingleberry. And that was that. Done.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:00 pm to sicboy
I was going to Europe for a couple of months and I told her that I was going to cheat on her relentlessly and that it was useless for us to "stay together".
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:17 pm to LSUbase13
Tina got a big ole butt, I know I told ya I'd be true. But Tina got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you.
Posted on 9/13/14 at 1:04 am to Monk
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Lmao, that is insane. I thought that was standard procedure when rounding 2nd and sliding into 3rd.
At my age, I have been active for almost 45yrs and the rep,y to your response is 'yes, it is standard operating procedure', lol. I wrote her off as being a tad retarded given that she was in her 50's. There was an even more comical moment nearing home plate, at which point I knew she was 'bum never'. I was pretty pissed at the time, but laugh when I look back on that night. After that, I backed down to dating nothing over 46-47. Worked a lot better.
Posted on 9/13/14 at 1:09 am to damnedoldtigah
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I am nuzzling and kissing her breasts. She actually asks me what I am doing. I replied with what the hell do you think? She then 'explains' that I am wasting my time as there was no milk in them.
It sounds like you didn't know what you were doing.
Posted on 9/13/14 at 1:11 am to HubbaBubba
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West Monroe girl. Spinner type. She wanted on top, 69 style. Okay. I'm down with that. Looked up, and see a dangling dingleberry. And that was that. Done.
Funny you should mention that. Dated a girl from WM who liked being on top for 69. What I thought was a dingleberry was a hanging hemorrhoid. Dick punched the time clock and went home. She had no interest in having it taken off. Relationship terminated.
Posted on 9/13/14 at 1:11 am to sicboy
Didn't like dogs. People like that can't be trusted.
Posted on 9/13/14 at 1:13 am to lsuwontonwrap
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It sounds like you didn't know what you were doing.
Nah, she was that stupid. :-)
Posted on 9/13/14 at 3:05 am to sicboy
He was a lying SOB and was stringing several women along.
He was also a freak of human nature.
Being 6'6", everything on him was too big. He could have starred in porn flicks had he been in better physical shape.
He was also a freak of human nature.
Being 6'6", everything on him was too big. He could have starred in porn flicks had he been in better physical shape.
Posted on 9/13/14 at 4:36 am to sicboy
Was "talking to" a girl for a couple months. We hung out quite often, went on dates, did the sex nightly, and obviously kissed. She leaves my apartment one day and we kissed goodbye, for the first time...
I broke up with her because "the kiss was weird." "THE frickING KISS WAS WEIRD?!" Yeah, she was pissed.
Almost a year later and we're still dating...and I be lovin' all the kisses
I broke up with her because "the kiss was weird." "THE frickING KISS WAS WEIRD?!" Yeah, she was pissed.
Almost a year later and we're still dating...and I be lovin' all the kisses
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:36 am to ReauxlTide222
I was was dating a girl for about a month. It wasn't very serious and we would go out to bars and party almost every night with all of our friends (during my one summer spent back home during college) Then one day she was like "yeah so I tried meth last night, is that bad?"
I was like
I was like
This post was edited on 9/13/14 at 5:38 am
Posted on 9/13/14 at 6:14 am to Big Moe
Yeah, in 99.9% of cases that's a nice signal to GTFO
Posted on 9/13/14 at 8:36 am to Geauxld Finger
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