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re: Your best/strangest reason for a breakup

Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:01 pm to
DNHI
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:07 pm to
Broke up with my gf on a friday night because i wanted to hook up with another woman saturday. Problem was she showed up at the big crawfish boil and cock blocked me. We got back together sunday.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:08 pm to
I have no weird stories, but my friend was once hooking up with this fine arse chick at a party we were at.. and he stopped hooking up with her because she had a diabetes pump. His dad was also a diabetic.

Terrible.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:14 pm to
Once noticed ear wax in a girl's ears. It ruined the date for me, I couldn't stop thinking about it.

So gross.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:19 pm to
I don't like girls who don't know that the word "supposedly" is not supposivley or supposably.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
28336 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:19 pm to
Hooked up with a really sweet, really beautiful (small boobs but beautiful) girl several times. She really wanted to get serious. However, though she wasn't in any way, shape or form, her name sounded like it came straight from the ghetto. Just couldn't get past it.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:21 pm to
Right after the end of the saints 2006 season, she was from Chicago.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103034 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:31 pm to
dated a girl who thought cruises were the ultimate status vacation. she kept want to go on a cruise. I dropped her because cruises are trash
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19422 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:36 pm to
She said some stuff about me not listening to her or something. I don't really know I wasn't paying attention.


Then she said I spend too much time on Tigerdroppings. I calmly closed my macbook, put down my sammich, and politely told her to

Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10045 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

She said some stuff about me not listening to her or something. I don't really know I wasn't paying attention.

Next time, this stands alone, Mike.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66785 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:43 pm to
last girlfriend:

+ parents were rich
+ hot
+ pretty face
+ could cook

- barely finished high school
- no job/career motivation
- stanky pussy
- saggy tits (super disappointing the first time I saw her necked)
- smoked like a train (I was quitting)
- wanted to get drunk every night of the week.
- was just a bitch to people for no reason in public. like female waitresses, her own friends, my friends, etc.
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 12:45 pm
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77580 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Right after the end of the saints 2006 season, she was from Chicago.



Solid.
Posted by Circle K Beggar
Somewhere in the lower 48
Member since Feb 2011
6155 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:46 pm to
Dated this one girl who told me that she worked for 21+ hours straight. We worked in the same field, and it is not so demanding that it warrants that kind of time. She told me that she set her alarm for 2:00 am and was in the office by 2:45 am. I told her, " that's a very odd time to work." Without missing a beat, she replies, "it's a PERFECT time." I knew to hightail it the second I heard that.

She's dating a new guy now. He must be a champ at handling crazy.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:47 pm to
She was fricking other dudes. Lots of other dudes.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

- barely finished high school
- no job/career motivation
- stanky pussy
- saggy tits (super disappointing the first time I saw her necked)
- smoked like a train (I was quitting)
- wanted to get drunk every night of the week.
- was just a bitch to people for no reason in public. like female waitresses, her own friends, my friends, etc.


None of those are strange reasons to break up with someone.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19422 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

last girlfriend:

+ parents were avg
+ cute
+ pretty face
+ couldn't do anything for herself

- barely finishing LSU with a bullshite degree
- no job/career motivation
- tiny tits (expected it the first time I saw her necked)
- didn't want to get drunk every night of the week.
- was just a bitch to people for no reason in public. like female waitresses, her own friends, my friends, etc.



changed some things for mine
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66785 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:48 pm to
okay, cool brah.

I listed them anyways. problem?
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77580 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Dated this one girl who told me that she worked for 21+ hours straight. We worked in the same field, and it is not so demanding that it warrants that kind of time. She told me that she set her alarm for 2:00 am and was in the office by 2:45 am. I told her, " that's a very odd time to work." Without missing a beat, she replies, "it's a PERFECT time." I knew to hightail it the second I heard that.


I feel like more detail are warranted.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Went to her apartment one night and saw her feet for the first time. Hairy toes
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:54 pm to
her and family thought dinosaurs were never on earth and all the bones are fakes.
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