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re: Would you take $150,000/yr to be a professional white person in China?
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:39 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:39 am to OMLandshark
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Too bad they don't use Yen. I swear the only differences 90% of America know about China and Japan is China is the one with a shite load of people, a big wall, and is communist, while Japan was the one who was nuked, has kamikaze pilots, and has weird sexual fetishes.
frick their Renminbi. Im buying my hookers and my dumplings with Yen!
Edit: yes, I know all of those things already about China. I also know that they both have slanty eyes and they both slant different ways, just not sure if up or down. Also know that China has better fortune cookies because we were eating sushi over the weekend and asked the little chi(n)ck where my damn fortune cookies were and she said "no saw, we no serve cookie he-yah. We no China". It's the same damn place. Just ask Godzilla and King Kong. They even named the village of Hong Kong after him and a video game from the 90's called Donkey Kong. Come on people, this is not that hard damnit!
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 11:44 am
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:04 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Why would I move to China to take a pay cut?
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:16 pm to 911Moto
I would just be a gigolo white penis > Asian penis
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:19 pm to OMLandshark
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we need to understand them
What you feel people "need" to do is irrelevant as people aren't using your priorities to live their life by.
The vast majority of people in the world use computers every day and have for many years but you would still be hard-pressed to find a non-IT person that knows the difference between RAM and ROM (or even what the acronyms stand for).
People have different focuses and desires, just because they don't line up with yours doesn't give you an excuse to be douchey. You'll get a far better response (and result) by using your greater knowledge in a given subject to educate instead of to deride.
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:21 pm to Bard
I almost make that and I feel like I live in China now. lol So, NO.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:21 pm to stout
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Only if they also give me an unlimited number of Asian hookers to bang.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:21 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Probably, and I would make so much more than that. I'd be an awesome professional white guy. People would request me by name.
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