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re: Worst date you've ever been on?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:12 pm to MasterAbe1
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:12 pm to MasterAbe1
Couple years ago, went on a date with this girl Libby. We were both really talkative over text and like a dumbass, I asked her out to coffee on a Sunday night after work when I hadn't shaved, cleaned or gotten dressed properly, instead going in sweatpants and some Nike's. I had a neck beard going as well as some pretty chap lips that had been bleeding beforehand and there was numerous times of awkward silence because we had already talked about basically everything via text. To top it off, as I left, I pulled this GODAWFUL hover hug maneuver where I basically just gave her a tap on the back and well yea, I knew it was over before I even got to my car. We texted back and forth sparingly over the next couple days before stopping altogether. I was so ashamed of myself lol.
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:18 pm to knowingabyss
That sho is some depressing shite right there
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:21 pm to WAR TIGER
So wtf happened
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:32 pm to WAR TIGER
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Did they want me to get her pregnant and take her off their hands? Or were they really porn agents tricking me into a porn video?
You really thought all that?
You could have put some music on, danced a bit and held her close.
why did you find her mentally different? what cues?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:38 pm to MasterAbe1
Way back when, I finally got a date with a girl I had a huge crush on in high school. I hired a private investigator to track her down. Turns out she had moved to Miami. So I went to Miami, and "bumped into her". We struck up a convo and she agreed to go out with me.
Now, before the date I'm nervous as all hell, so my buddy tells me that masturbating will ease my nerves. So I rub one out and splooge right before she comes to the door. Funniest thing, I couldnt for the life of me find the damn cum wad. I felt it shoot out, but it was like magical, disappearing spunk.
I hear a knock at the door, and it's her. She looked stunning. She noticed something hanging off my ear. She mistook it for hair product, and gave herself a rooster swoop hairdo that was very distracting.
Now, before the date I'm nervous as all hell, so my buddy tells me that masturbating will ease my nerves. So I rub one out and splooge right before she comes to the door. Funniest thing, I couldnt for the life of me find the damn cum wad. I felt it shoot out, but it was like magical, disappearing spunk.
I hear a knock at the door, and it's her. She looked stunning. She noticed something hanging off my ear. She mistook it for hair product, and gave herself a rooster swoop hairdo that was very distracting.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:50 pm to WaltTeevens
Tinder date, showed up @ chimes and knew I wasnt interested from the moment I saw her. All her pics must've been from 2 years ago hiding her weight gain, messed up tooth, and her dyed UGA red hair was not in a single pic anywhere. Date lasted maybe 40 minutes
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:51 am to WaltTeevens
Now that's just stalkerish
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:57 am to MasterAbe1
Nothing too bad. Took a girl to a party once. She was being a total bitch, and making the night shitty. So I started hitting on someone else who was all about it.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:09 am to MasterAbe1
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Now that's just stalkerish
There was just something about her.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:11 am to shotcaller1
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Nothing too bad. Took a girl to a party once. She was being a total bitch, and making the night shitty. So I started hitting on someone else who was all about it.
I noticed you didn't specify this 'someone else' as female. Did his beard tickle you?
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:17 am to shotcaller1
Got y'all beat...
Back in mid-90's, met a girl via dating service. Asked her out for coffee at Coffee Call. She was New and alone in town and had no car, so I had to pick her up. She lived in the nice apartments on Jefferson near Bluebonnet (nice back then). She was an OT-2 or 3, but dressing and fixed her hair like it was still 1984. We chitchat at Coffee Call and I got bored. I decide to leave and drive around, hopefully ending back at her place. As we pass Southdown's Bar, she says, "That's the place with the Purple Haze frozen drink. I've never had one."
So, I stopped, hoping alcohol would make this horrible date get better.
We sit at the bar and she downs one like it was a shot. I ask her if she wanted another one and she drops this bomb on me, "I better not, I'm pregnant!"
She tells me she is in town because she was putting the baby up for adopting and the adopting family was putting her up for the entirety of the pregnancy.
I was like, "Check, Please!!!!"
I take her back, using an excuse that friends was moving to Boston the next day and I wanted to tell them by (not a lie, used them as my safety net).
She invites me in for some wine but I decline.
I hear from her a couple more times, all around midnight (booty calls), but I turn her down. I felt she was a little crazy.
Back in mid-90's, met a girl via dating service. Asked her out for coffee at Coffee Call. She was New and alone in town and had no car, so I had to pick her up. She lived in the nice apartments on Jefferson near Bluebonnet (nice back then). She was an OT-2 or 3, but dressing and fixed her hair like it was still 1984. We chitchat at Coffee Call and I got bored. I decide to leave and drive around, hopefully ending back at her place. As we pass Southdown's Bar, she says, "That's the place with the Purple Haze frozen drink. I've never had one."
So, I stopped, hoping alcohol would make this horrible date get better.
We sit at the bar and she downs one like it was a shot. I ask her if she wanted another one and she drops this bomb on me, "I better not, I'm pregnant!"
She tells me she is in town because she was putting the baby up for adopting and the adopting family was putting her up for the entirety of the pregnancy.
I was like, "Check, Please!!!!"
I take her back, using an excuse that friends was moving to Boston the next day and I wanted to tell them by (not a lie, used them as my safety net).
She invites me in for some wine but I decline.
I hear from her a couple more times, all around midnight (booty calls), but I turn her down. I felt she was a little crazy.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:20 am to ThatMakesSense
Had a match first date and this chick was an OT 6 in pics. She lived in a condo in the warehouse district so I meet here there and plans were to hang out in the quarter. When I finally meet her she looks nothing like her pics. She has a huge bald spot on her forehead. I definitely said WTF out loud and I'm sure she heard me. Date lasted an hour at most and I told her I can't do this anymore. She stayed and I peaced out.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:23 am to MasterAbe1
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:26 am to theantiquetiger
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:26 am to WAR TIGER
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It was right out of a twilight zone episode. That was a surreal experience.
So you hit it right????
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:48 am to theantiquetiger
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booty calls), but I turn her down
Know how I know you got the gay?
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:50 am to WAR TIGER
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But, something was off with her. Brain damage of some kind?
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In person, this girl had smoking body and was very beautiful.
Hahah you fricking idiot missed out on your soul mate b/c you had no idea what agoraphobia was.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:52 am to WaltTeevens
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I hear a knock at the door, and it's her. She looked stunning. She noticed something hanging off my ear. She mistook it for hair product, and gave herself a rooster swoop hairdo that was very distracting.
In real life she would have NEVER chosen you over Brett Favre.
ETA: I went as Warren to a Halloween party the year that came out.
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 7:53 am
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:55 am to MasterAbe1
About 5 years ago I met up for a lunch date with a girl from some dating website. I picked her up at her place on my lunch break and went to a nearby restaurant. When I saw her walk outside, I was horrified. She was very ugly. I wanted to leave but I sucked it up. I couldn't even look at her face when at the table. I hauled arse as soon as she finished her food.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:56 am to MasterAbe1
Went on a first date once and didn't get laid.
Worse first date ever.
Worse first date ever.
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