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Worst date you've ever been on?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:30 pm
I remember back in middle school (I'm in college now so a few years back for me) I went to the movies with this fat chick. It was a really awkward time seeing as she had already had sex as a seventh grader and I didn't even know how to kiss a girl yet. Turns out she also didn't wear Deoderant so I immediately quit making out and I walked my arse 3 miles home. Turns out she actually has a few STDs and has had sex with over 30 guys so I think I did the right thing there
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:31 pm to MasterAbe1
Are you in 8th grade now or did you repeat the 7th again?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:31 pm to MasterAbe1
You still go on dates with fatties
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:31 pm to MasterAbe1
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t so I immediately quit making out and I walked my arse 3 miles home.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:32 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
I mean I put in the message that I am in college now... so
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:32 pm to MasterAbe1
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and has had sex with over 30 guys
Is this a lot to you young bucks?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:33 pm to MasterAbe1
quote:sex with 30 guys when she was in middle school ?
Turns out she actually has a few STDs and has had sex with over 30 guys so I think I did the right thing there
poor girl was raped and youre here making fun of her
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:33 pm to geauxtigers456
Man I've only dated two girls in high school and they were good. Still dating one from high school and she's fantastic
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:33 pm to Pectus
I believe it was one of the Fast and Furious movies.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:34 pm to MasterAbe1
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Still dating one from high school and she's fantastic
She's OK at best, IMO.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:49 pm to MasterAbe1
How in the hell has this thread made it this far without it?
The date I spent inside your mom.
The date I spent inside your mom.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:53 pm to MasterAbe1
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has had sex with over 30 guys so I think I did the right thing there
Sounds like she was giving you an audition that you didn't pass.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 10:51 pm to MasterAbe1
I waited tables when in college.
I work this table where parents and their son all think Im a great guy and want to set me up with the daughter/sister.
They show me pics and she is hot, so I say okay.
I show up to pick her up and instead, the family leaves and tells us to stay in the house and 'have fun'.
In person, this girl had smoking body and was very beautiful.
But, something was off with her. Brain damage of some kind?
And I felt like there were cameras on us too.
Wtf???
Did they want me to get her pregnant and take her off their hands? Or were they really porn agents tricking me into a porn video?
It was right out of a twilight zone episode. That was a surreal experience.
I work this table where parents and their son all think Im a great guy and want to set me up with the daughter/sister.
They show me pics and she is hot, so I say okay.
I show up to pick her up and instead, the family leaves and tells us to stay in the house and 'have fun'.
In person, this girl had smoking body and was very beautiful.
But, something was off with her. Brain damage of some kind?
And I felt like there were cameras on us too.
Wtf???
Did they want me to get her pregnant and take her off their hands? Or were they really porn agents tricking me into a porn video?
It was right out of a twilight zone episode. That was a surreal experience.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 10:55 pm to MasterAbe1
quote:Do you go to a boy-girl college, Forrest?
I mean I put in the message that I am in college now... so
Posted on 2/6/17 at 10:56 pm to soccerfüt
I just felt like runnnnuning, Jenny
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:12 pm to MasterAbe1
can't remember the year but this chick was too detail oriented and I'm ADD like you won't believe. So you do the math
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