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Worst date you've ever been on?

Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:30 pm
I remember back in middle school (I'm in college now so a few years back for me) I went to the movies with this fat chick. It was a really awkward time seeing as she had already had sex as a seventh grader and I didn't even know how to kiss a girl yet. Turns out she also didn't wear Deoderant so I immediately quit making out and I walked my arse 3 miles home. Turns out she actually has a few STDs and has had sex with over 30 guys so I think I did the right thing there
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:31 pm to
Are you in 8th grade now or did you repeat the 7th again?
Posted by StopLightObservation
Charleston, South Carolina
Member since Feb 2017
287 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:31 pm to
You still go on dates with fatties
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:31 pm to
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t so I immediately quit making out and I walked my arse 3 miles home.



Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
4991 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:32 pm to
I mean I put in the message that I am in college now... so
Posted by geauxtigers456
Member since Jul 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:32 pm to
Middle school date
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:32 pm to
TSB
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:32 pm to
What movie was it?
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6440 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:32 pm to
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and has had sex with over 30 guys


Is this a lot to you young bucks?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:33 pm to
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Turns out she actually has a few STDs and has had sex with over 30 guys so I think I did the right thing there


sex with 30 guys when she was in middle school ?


poor girl was raped and youre here making fun of her
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
4991 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:33 pm to
Man I've only dated two girls in high school and they were good. Still dating one from high school and she's fantastic
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
4991 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:33 pm to
I believe it was one of the Fast and Furious movies.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6440 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:34 pm to
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Still dating one from high school and she's fantastic




She's OK at best, IMO.
Posted by JohnDeere
Big D
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:49 pm to
How in the hell has this thread made it this far without it?



















The date I spent inside your mom.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:53 pm to
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has had sex with over 30 guys so I think I did the right thing there


Sounds like she was giving you an audition that you didn't pass.
Posted by WAR TIGER
Death Valley
Member since Oct 2005
4054 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 10:51 pm to
I waited tables when in college.
I work this table where parents and their son all think Im a great guy and want to set me up with the daughter/sister.
They show me pics and she is hot, so I say okay.

I show up to pick her up and instead, the family leaves and tells us to stay in the house and 'have fun'.

In person, this girl had smoking body and was very beautiful.
But, something was off with her. Brain damage of some kind?

And I felt like there were cameras on us too.

Wtf???

Did they want me to get her pregnant and take her off their hands? Or were they really porn agents tricking me into a porn video?

It was right out of a twilight zone episode. That was a surreal experience.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 10:55 pm to
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I mean I put in the message that I am in college now... so
Do you go to a boy-girl college, Forrest?
Posted by WAR TIGER
Death Valley
Member since Oct 2005
4054 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 10:56 pm to
I just felt like runnnnuning, Jenny
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
27816 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:02 pm to
Mr. F
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33679 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 11:12 pm to
can't remember the year but this chick was too detail oriented and I'm ADD like you won't believe. So you do the math
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