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re: Worst "crime" did you commit in HS?

Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:09 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176111 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:09 pm to
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Not smart.
no it wasnt





14 ish

Me and some friends were shooting a pellet gun and as I was putting the cans back up on the fence one of them decided to shoot the can out of my hand and hit my ring finger

Broke my finger we had to dig it out with nail clippers and a dart and some rubbing alcohol

but the fear of our parents finding out about it I think scared me into very gun safe aware..
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39582 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:10 pm to
High school years were rather benign. I stole a car in college, and when I was an 11 to 12 year old paper boy for the States Item I was involved in a crime spree that was breathtaking in its scope and gratuitous destruction.

I woke up in my early 20’s and realized there were victims to these hijinks and I had been a shithead. I’ve been making amends ever since. I’m 61 now and have given over $1.5 million to charitable causes and I still don’t think I’ve erased the harm I did.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176111 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:11 pm to
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Penrod


love you man ,, humility is VERY humbling
Posted by Spoonbilla
Member since Aug 2022
787 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:19 pm to
Cops "raided" the Brass Knocker bar in Columbia. One of them left his door open, and his squad car running in his haste to be a funsucker. I hopped in and drove it down the way. My underage azz needed a beating for that stupid shite.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20727 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:24 pm to
Nice try I will not talk about anything that the statute of limitations might still be in effect



It’s a trap
Posted by ATLsuTiger
Johns Creek
Member since Aug 2009
5420 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:24 pm to
Shoplifted cargo pants from A&F in 1998.

Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4326 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:36 pm to
After a kid stole one of my mowing jobs while I was on vacation, I snuck out at night and dumped the oil out of his family lawnmower. The engine seised up.

I got the job back and his dad never let him use the new lawnmower on other lawns.

Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:40 pm to
raided a few watermelon patches.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176111 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:43 pm to
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After a kid stole one of my mowing jobs while I was on vacation, I snuck out at night and dumped the oil out of his family lawnmower. The engine seised up.

I got the job back and his dad never let him use the new lawnmower on other lawns.

dude,, we all have to get gangsta at least once in a mans life.

you learn your own limits to how much you'll take or give

its a lesson
Posted by Yournamegoeshere
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2024
173 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:10 am to
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99% of people here won't admit it, but I'd bet over 50% of users here drove drunk at least one point during high school


Guilty. Got a DWI at 17yrs old. My mom beat the hell out of me on the side of the road in front of the cops. Then I went to jail...
Posted by Fachie
Magnolia
Member since Mar 2017
449 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:52 am to
Borrowed a fire truck.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17242 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 6:23 am to
Junior year I had all the hot seniors and juniors girls selling the gold plated knockoff earrings and such I shoplifted from all the fashion stores and kiosks at the mall. (Late 70’s/early 80’s when malls were THE place to go). I was making about $100/day 5days/week for basically filling and emptying my pockets.

Literally 1980-81 school year I would go to work after school at The Limited and would walk out with my pockets and socks filled with the cheap knockoff stuff and had the girls selling it to each other.

There’s also still video of me primarily, taken in the mornings mostly, of me smoking dope and passing out pills to a couple dozen people over weeks which was used for warrants in a joint city/county raid including a helicopter. I evaded the raid and arrest only to find myself featured on the 5,6, and 10pm Memphis news channels with only the little black bar across my eyes. (Friends started calling telling me to get out of the house before parents could see it. Cops held special viewing for my parents that Saturday).

There’s worse stuff too but not sure about Fed/state SOL so this is all I will admit to.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64724 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 6:24 am to
Skipped class

This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 6:28 am
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7562 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 7:46 am to
O.P.P - Other People's Pools

Would load a bunch of dudes in the bed of a pickup truck late at night and ride around the subburbs looking for signs of a pool in someone's backyard, like a slide sticking up over the fence. Everyone would bail out the truck, climb the fence and get a cannonball or two in, before jumping back over the fence and hauling arse. Would usually be gone right as the lights would start coming on and the home owner would be wondering what the frick was going on. Had to be sure and look for signs of big dogs as well. Bonus was if the getaway driver could peel out in the drive way on the way out. We'd usually hit up about a dozen a night. Tried to include a random motel pool too.
This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 7:46 am
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13639 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:08 am to
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Underage drinking, pumpkins smashed on mailboxes, dui (never caught but did it too many times regretfully)


Same, same.

Got a big bag of salt and drew in a penis in someone's lawn once. We got caught and had to pay for re-sodding and do the labor

ETA:

Why we didn't just use Round Up is a mystery. Would've been cheaper and easier
This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 8:09 am
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8443 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:13 am to
Killed 60 ducks in one morning. Plus various other charges could have been brought forth. We never respected any game laws. Pretty sure I was committing felonies.
This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 8:20 am
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13639 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:17 am to
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99% of people here won't admit it, but I'd bet over 50% of users here drove drunk at least one point during high school



I think everyone has admitted it. I drove drunk almost every weekend senior year of high school.

So fricking stupid.
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
2872 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:21 am to
I shoplifted the “pootie”
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:33 am to
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Reindeer humping: strolling around BR re-arranging people’s Christmas decor into performing a certain sexual position


Lmao I did the same thing in DFW growing up
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18457 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 8:45 am to
Toiled paper rolled the Maryhill Spiritual Renewal center in Pineville before we left after a weekend as part of our Confirmation hours.
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