re: Worst "crime" did you commit in HS?

I was a delinquent, so I have a long list.

I’d break into the school multiple times and do all kinds of stupid shite. One time we tore out pages of a penthouse and rolled them into one of the roll down maps in my geography class. I wasn’t in class when the teacher finally pulled the map down but I heard it was hilarious.

I’d put multiple smoke bombs in the boys bathroom all the time.,We had to empty out our school building and do a fire drill because the smoke was so bad one time. Principal would go over the intercom threatening expulsion all the time over it.

Our mascot was a horse, me and a friend put a huge fake penis on the horse early in the morning before school one day. But it was taken down fast. There was also a big preggo girl abortion sign on campus. We drew a big penis going into her on the sign.

We would go to a bait shop before school and buy tons of crickets and release them all over the class. They would jump all over the students and teacher and make all kinds of noise. Then we’d complain to the teacher that we couldn’t concentrate all class.

I also almost got expelled for bringing a snake to school and planned on releasing it during this same class but another student ratted me out. The principal thought it was a rubber snake so I got out of it.

The best was during our pep rallies in our gym, at the end, the gym was slow to empty out with the big crowd, I woukd strategicly get out the bleachers first by the exit and drop numerous canisters of those glass stink bombs and then watch the show. My school was very diverse, it was hilarious watching the big Democrat women act out. They would start puking or passing out. And there was no where to run and get away from the smell. Wish we had video phones back then, the shite I’d have right now on video.

Got arrested for mooning cops another night. I have a bunch more but it’s a pretty long list.

I can beat that..

One time I was 10 minutes late to my second year Spanish class.

Egged a cop car with the cop in it.

what HS

K&B wouldn’t sell dip to minors so me and buddy would go to the gym and then steal 5-6 cans each.

No thanks Mr Cold Case Detective!!

we once stole a stop sign so we could make a lid for our jambalaya pot. That's all i got.

Used to dump dish soap in local fountains.

A lot of dollars of damage to equipment, because the town wanted to, and did turn about 80% of a natural creek that runs through the town into a cement ditch that’s nothing more than an eyesore. Not only is still an eyesore but it made the supposed flooding situation, that wasn’t a problem before, into a real flooding problem. After almost 30 years I still don’t feel bad about it. It was a classic example of government spending money that it didn’t need to spend, and making everything worse at the same time.