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Wisconsin man pleads guilty to couch sex

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JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.


[link=( http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couch-sex-guilty-plea-657302)]Couch Sex - Smoking Gun[/link]

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According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Edwards added that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”
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barred from possessing “pornography of any kind.”
cruel and unusual punishment


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Pepe Lepew
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PvilleP
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re: Wisconsin man pleads guilty to couch sex
There has to be video somewhere

If I walked up on that, I'd sure as hell video.


Pepe Lepew
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that is one space cowboy ..... wow


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tidalmouse
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Some of the comments under the article are pretty good.

"One man's trash is another man's pleasure."

And my favorite...

"More cushion for the pushing."
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PvilleP
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Probation for masturbation....One might say he got off easy


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As long as a small plllow was not present, I see no harm.

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Pepe Lepew
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some questions need to be addressed...

was it an adult couch?

what "color" was the couch?

was it real leather?

how much did couch charge for services rendered?

was it a sting operation?


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labamafan
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At least it was an inanimate abject and not a child or woman he forced himself on. The guy obviously has problems unless sex with couches is kind of like gateway drugs. Maybe be next time he can just slam his junk in a door or a drawer. Speaking of which what kind of porn do you have to watch to get off on furniture? Exactly what genre is that?


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In March 2008, the Daily Telegraph here in the UK reported that an American married man (40-year old Art Price, father of three children) had been observed on four separate occasions in Bellevue (Ohio, US) of having sex with a picnic table (the most recent being March 14, 2008 when a neighbour filmed the incident to show the police). The neighbour had observed Mr. Price “in his garden turning over a round metal table before performing a sex act upon it”. A spokesman for the local police, Police Captain Matt Johnson said: “He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table. Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around”. Mr. Price was charged with four counts of public indecency because his sexual frolics with the picnic table occurred near an elementary school. For others, sex with furniture doesn’t seem to be a problematic issue. Consider this little snippet I came across online”


A Brief Look at "Furniture Sex"


labamafan
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holy crap I can't believe it's an epidemic.


7thWardTiger
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Stop laughing I cannot


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brewhan davey
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Anything with a hole, amirite?


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Mike da Tigah
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re: Wisconsin man pleads guilty to couch sex
To be fair, I was recently at Stomas looking at some headboards and those couches with their luxurious Italian leather were looking pretty smoking. I couldn't help but cop a feel.


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rantfan
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And if prostitution was legal atleat 25% of these fellows would not be screwing furniture.


Mike da Tigah
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And if prostitution was legal atleat 25% of these fellows would not be screwing furniture.


It is. We just use the barter system.


csorre1
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Don't care, had sex.


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