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re: Will you smash tonight?

Posted on 12/25/19 at 10:58 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47542 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

It's expensive

Well duh. I wasn't ready for monogamy until 2016. 2 ex wives and 4 kids later.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48896 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

Well duh. I wasn't ready for monogamy until 2016. 2 ex wives and 4 kids later.

Men are never ready for monogamy. Most of us just weigh our options and usually it's the cheapest.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11263 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

A good side piece is the key to peace during pregnancy.


Now that I’m pregnant, this pisses me off
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30311 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 11:20 pm to
No. I haven’t fornicated in 6 months. Tonight just happens to be Christmas and again, I’m not fornicating.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108788 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 11:23 pm to
I'm smashing some fricking overtime rn
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11339 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

Let us know how it goes. I’m pulling for you.


She fell asleep while I was in the shower, then I fell asleep watching TV. Oh well, there’s always New Year’s Eve.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5411 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 4:33 am to
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This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 5:03 pm
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16575 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:23 am to
quote:


A good side piece is the key to peace during pregnancy.


Negative. Preggo pussy is amazing.
Posted by BayBengal9
Bay St. Louis, MS
Member since Nov 2019
4171 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:51 am to
Left the kiddo with the grandparents after Christmas festivities last night, so I took the wifey home and got a twofer.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31658 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:46 am to
I also fell asleep and did not even make an attempt.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:48 am to
I will always be a virgin lol
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 7:49 am
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8326 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:50 am to
Had an afternoon "nap" at the new place.


my mom rings doorbell around 2:30 to drop off gifts. Didnt answer.


her mom drops by 20 mins later and i finished anyway before we both scrambled to get dressed to let her in
Posted by JayDeerTay84
Texas
Member since May 2013
9847 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Men are never ready for monogamy. Most of us just weigh our options and usually it's the cheapest.


Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48896 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:03 am to
quote:

I will always be a virgin lol

Boo - why don't you just go bang a hooker?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:10 am to
I didn’t get to bed until the wife’s ambien had kicked in. I gave a few drunken attempts to roust her up, but I was too drunk and the ambien had too strong a hold of her. She had already gone to work when I woke up this morning so no morning attempt.

We’ll see what the night holds in the cards.
Posted by TigerV
Member since Feb 2007
2511 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:11 am to
quote:

quote: A good side piece is the key to peace during pregnancy. Negative. Preggo pussy is amazing.


Pregnant women are fanatics in the sack, some of the best since married
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:38 am to
No but I’ll smash my side piece within the next week or so. Good enough.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:42 am to
score
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50259 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:43 am to
No. Were thousands of miles away. I'm in Madrid, she's in New York.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30532 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 11:03 am to
I'm OK. Much easier to go a couple of years without it, than a couple of days.
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