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re: Will I get to christen the porcelain at my new house
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:53 pm to RJL2
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:53 pm to RJL2
My cousin was re-doing one of his rent houses a couple of years ago in New Orleans. We had to stop early in the morning before a Saints game to check on something.
I asked him why all the Mexicans were standing in a line. He told me as soon as they get there that every morning "they all stand in line waiting turns do destroy the bathroom".
I asked him why all the Mexicans were standing in a line. He told me as soon as they get there that every morning "they all stand in line waiting turns do destroy the bathroom".
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:53 pm to RJL2
Not unless you tell them that you are going to install the toilets.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:54 pm to RJL2
You're not even going to have the honor of pissing in your shower first. Crazy, huh?
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:54 pm to TU Rob
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He told us all the plumbing was in and turned on, but we might want to wait to go in one of the secondary bedrooms.
They were taking shits in your bedrooms? Wait all you want, that's still gonna suck.
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:54 pm to RJL2
There will be an upper decker in all of your toilets. It's good luck for the construction workers to do that on a new build. 
Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:09 pm to SidewalkDawg
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I'm sure a QC engineer already shite in the toilet before it left the factory.
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Destination job.
Al Bundy's dream job.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:13 pm to RJL2
Take it up with your contractor.
No reason the subs or workers should be using your stuff.
No reason the subs or workers should be using your stuff.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:15 pm to LucasP
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I'm sure a QC engineer already shite in the toilet before it left the factory.
Where do I apply?
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SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:15 pm to RJL2
and they wont flush! or just clog it!
Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:18 pm to kengel2
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Take it up with your contractor.
No reason the subs or workers should be using your stuff.
Who do you think the first one to expel yesterday's taco bell is?
Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:18 pm to RJL2
baw, if it's that important to you to christen the porcelain in your new house. go pick up a "toiled in a box" kit from Lowe's for $100-250.
Pull out the new toilet the construction workers have savaged, put in your untouched toilet.
Pull out the new toilet the construction workers have savaged, put in your untouched toilet.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:22 pm to RJL2
I've seen mexicans literally squat over a shithole in a slab and drop bombs in it.
Not installing the toilet won't stop a breakfast burrito with mucho caliente jalapeños.
Just put a fake camera in the bathroom. That'll keep em out.
Who would want to shite while they think they're being recorded?
Not installing the toilet won't stop a breakfast burrito with mucho caliente jalapeños.
Just put a fake camera in the bathroom. That'll keep em out.
Who would want to shite while they think they're being recorded?
Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:24 pm to LucasP
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Not necessarily, they WILL still shite in it without water.
FIFY, Messicans DGAF where they shite.
I worked on a new apartment complex in 2001 wiring all the buldings. The damn messicans would shite on the floors of the units before the flooring got installed. I pulled my crews off when I saw it and told the GC to clean it up and make it stop or my guys wouldn't be back. Story I got was he shut the entire site down for a week and made them clean and disinfect every unit themselves. It stopped after that.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 3:28 pm to RJL2
Fun fact: a new brothel is christened by the most senior prostitute peeing on the front doorstep. I read it in a book about legal whorehouses in Nevada.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 4:17 pm to blueboxer1119
My mother's house is being renovated after the flood. Water is currently turned off and I'm pretty sure one of the Mexicans shite in the tub. 
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:16 pm to RJL2
Only way to keep it from getting used is to tape the lid down with duct tape and leave the guest bath untaped. Let them have one for emergencies.
If you don't take a measure, they will all be used.
If you don't take a measure, they will all be used.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:22 pm to shawnlsu
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FIFY, Messicans DGAF where they shite.
The LDL casino hotel in Lake Charles had many areas of sheetrock that had to be ripped out and replaced because mexicans shite in the walls and covered it up.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:28 pm to RJL2
They might not crap in your toilet, but you're likely to have turds embedded between every pair of studs in your home for the 3 decades you live there.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:31 pm to RJL2
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I was wondering today if the construction workers use the bathroom in the house? Or are they relegated to the port o shitter?
It's my experience that the workers literally make a point to break-in all toilets in new construction. Sorry.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:53 pm to stout
To make matters worse, they probably just throw their shite covered TP on the cement slab.
I worked in a public school in one of the lowest-income areas of the city. A couple of times the restrooms at the front had trash cans full of shite-paper because parents used them and didn't use the power-flushers these commercial toilets had. Needless to say, the stench was awful.
I worked in a public school in one of the lowest-income areas of the city. A couple of times the restrooms at the front had trash cans full of shite-paper because parents used them and didn't use the power-flushers these commercial toilets had. Needless to say, the stench was awful.
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