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Will I get to christen the porcelain at my new house
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:39 pm
I'm buying a new house. It's still under construction.
I was wondering today if the construction workers use the bathroom in the house? Or are they relegated to the port o shitter?
I want to be the one to take the first dump in my new castle.
Any constructions baws have any insight into this? TIA
I was wondering today if the construction workers use the bathroom in the house? Or are they relegated to the port o shitter?
I want to be the one to take the first dump in my new castle.
Any constructions baws have any insight into this? TIA
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:41 pm to RJL2
Just like your wife, "You can't be first, but you can be next"
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:41 pm to RJL2
When are you having water turned on? You know they will use it if there's water running.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:41 pm to RJL2
Not only did they shite in your shitter, they fricked your wife in the bedroom.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:41 pm to RJL2
They shittin on your throne baw
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:42 pm to RJL2
I'm sure a QC engineer already shite in the toilet before it left the factory.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:42 pm to RJL2
I've worked in construction and the day the shitter is installed and functional....that thing gets absolutely ABUSED.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:42 pm to Evil Little Thing
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When are you having water turned on? You know they will use it if there's water running.
Not necessarily, they could still shite in it without water.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:43 pm to RJL2
I was the first to jizz on your wife in your new house.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:44 pm to Itismemc
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Just like your wife, "You can't be first, but you can be next"
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:44 pm to LucasP
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I'm sure a QC engineer already shite in the toilet before it left the factory.
Destination job.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:44 pm to RJL2
They upper deckered you
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:46 pm to RJL2
check for skid marks in the bowl before you use it
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:47 pm to RJL2
If the toilets are operating you can bank that a nasty slob worker shite it already.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:47 pm to Itismemc
Your avatar 
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:47 pm to RJL2
Tecate fueled shite splatter will be waiting on you when you move in
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:48 pm to LucasP
quote:Fill tank with bucket from neighbors spigot.
Not necessarily, they could still shite in it without water.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:49 pm to RJL2
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I was wondering today if the construction workers use the bathroom in the house? Or are they relegated to the port o shitter?
Once the plumbing is done, they're abusing the hell out of that toilet. Their diet consists of nothing but Burger King, McDonalds, and Monster energy drinks. They'll clean it up real nice, but it will be the equivalent of marrying a girl you think is nice and innocent but really she spent 5 years in LA trying to become an actress but ended up getting gangbanged without protection for meth and rent.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:49 pm to RJL2
Any of y'all seen the Jackass skit where they shite a toilet in the middle of hardware store?
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:52 pm to RJL2
Definitely gets used the day it is functional. My parents built a house back on 2000 or 2001. We drove by one night to talk to the contractor about light fixtures or cabinets or something. He told us all the plumbing was in and turned on, but we might want to wait to go in one of the secondary bedrooms.
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