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Wife re: valentine's day

Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:37 pm
Posted by austiger
Austin
Member since Apr 2012
744 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:37 pm
Married 17 years

6AM - we don't need to do anything for valentine's day
5PM - what are we doing for valentine's day tonight?

hrrrmphhhhh
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54231 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:37 pm to
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Married 17 years

Really? And you made this rookie mistake?
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12687 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:38 pm to
You forgot:

2PM: She gets turned down from her pool boy because he’s doing something with another housewife
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:38 pm to
You would think you’d know better by now.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:38 pm to
Never believe the “we don’t have to do anything for ____” line. It’s just a test.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

6AM - we don't need to do anything for valentine's day 5PM - what are we doing for valentine's day tonight?
what time was the blowjob?
Posted by TDHELPCENTER
Member since Nov 2022
226 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:40 pm to
Pics? Ill take her out
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:40 pm to
Stop recognizing Hallmark holidays.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23075 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:41 pm to
Every year I go to Fresh Market’s website. They put together a steak or lobster dinner with dozen roses and chocolate dipped strawberries for $60. They package it up beautifully. Takes a few mins to warm up the prepped meal and she gets to feel special. Highly recommend.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:41 pm to
We made secks while the baby was sleeping

And so I am sustained. I guess it was good for her too idk
Posted by austiger
Austin
Member since Apr 2012
744 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:44 pm to
I normally do something like that but we hit the best steakhouse in Austin Saturday. I actually fell for this trap, but I was so excited :P
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:44 pm to
Give her the D
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57698 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:47 pm to
17 years and you still fell into the trap? That’s on you bro.
Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:50 pm to
Married 23 years

1996- Me - "I think Valentines Day is a ridiculous holiday, and don't expect me to be romantic or do anything for it as long as we are together."

2023 - Wife (no pics because I also think photography is ridiculous) is cooking dinner for the family, no mention of aforementioned holiday.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
3899 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:57 pm to
Welcome to the rest of your life.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47737 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 6:04 pm to
Bought some flowers and made a crawfish fettuccine. I think I’m good.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 6:06 pm to
Start talking about Chris Watts all the time and then occasionally bring up the argument on how he got a raw deal
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48596 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

crawfish fettuccine
nailed it

I truly let my husband off the hook because I want ridiculous things the other 364 days a year
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39011 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 6:10 pm to
Married 20 years

6AM - lock the bedroom door and turn the air purifier on obnoxiously loud.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53003 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 6:12 pm to
I’m shucking oysters right now this better be worth it
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