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re: Why cant you buy simple gas cans anymore?

Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:25 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:25 pm to
I still have a small one without all that crap that I use for 2 cycle mix. But had to get the shitty one when I bought a bigger one awhile back.

Which I didn't shop all over town or anything at the time because I didn't realize what a PITA it was going to be. Just grabbed it and bought it.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:25 pm to
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I'm surprised those are even legal anymore.



They are technically "water nozzles".

But everyone uses them for gasoline because the EPA sucks.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43334 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Kit with flexible spout and vent caps you can put on yourself.


Ya, dat fine print doh:

quote:

Due to (CARB) California Air Resources Board regulations, this product is banned for sale in the following states: CA, CT, DC, DE, MA, ME, MD, NH, NJ, NY, OH, PA and VA.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108740 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:25 pm to
You can also get them at Tractor Supply for about $10.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

I dont want all these locks and flow regulators and shite.

I blame Obamas EPA


you should hear my dad when he's getting gas all over his hands, while trying to fill the generator at the tailgate.

he's not a fan of these.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:26 pm to
I have two of those and two five gallon plastics I keep full of gas all storm season.
I hadn't got a new can in a while. Keep mower gas in smaller cans I fill up more regularly.

Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39186 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:26 pm to
LINK
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But Blitz has filed for bankruptcy and will shut its doors at the end of the month. Why? Because it can no longer afford product liability insurance, Marketplace’s Sally Herships reports.

Deductibles for product liability insurance are often in the tens of millions of dollars, an expert in product liability law tells Marketplace. The rates go up even more if you have to use it, and Blitz is currently fighting 42 lawsuits.

Most of lawsuits against Blitz were brought by the same three lawyers,


Dumbasses kept setting themselves on fire and sued Blitz. The new parts are supposed to keep the cans from blowing up, like if you drop your lit cigarette in there or if you're pouring gas on a bonfire on something normal like that.
Posted by tiger94gop
GEISMAR
Member since Nov 2004
2915 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:26 pm to
LINK

Because we live in a very litigious society and people are stupid.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108740 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Due to (CARB) California Air Resources Board regulations, this product is banned for sale in the following states: CA, CT, DC, DE, MA, ME, MD, NH, NJ, NY, OH, PA and VA.


No LA on that list... frick 'em. I put the EZ-Pour nozzles on all my cans. frick the environment.

Also, why are all those other states banning shite under the CALIFORNIA Air Resources Board? Cucks.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21888 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:27 pm to
My local Ace Hardware sells the replacement twist-on nozzles for the old style cans. All I did was take one of those and use it to replace the new "spill proof" nozzles that come on the new cans.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21416 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:27 pm to
I buy the blue "water" can with the regular spout. $16 each. Much lower than the $35 0bama can.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:28 pm to
These new one suck balls, I spill way more gas using these stupid pieces of crap than I ever did before.

Some more idiotic nonsence
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43334 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

No LA on that list... frick 'em. I put the EZ-Pour nozzles on all my cans. frick the environment.


Oh I know. Thankfully down here in the South we don't have to deal with that fruitcake bullshite.

That was for for the baws who unfortunately have to live in those states.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35540 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:29 pm to
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locks and flow regulators and shite.
Terrible, just terrible. Hate 'em.
Posted by FLAK88
Gonzales La.
Member since Jan 2015
492 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:30 pm to
Amazon has the Military metal 5 gal. gas cans for 32 bucks. Comes with a big flexible metal spout.
Posted by CBDTiger
NOLA
Member since Mar 2004
1245 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:32 pm to
The rest of the story...

How Government Wrecked the Gas Can

"Some boating forums have suggested drilling a hole and putting a tire stem in there and using the screw top as the way to close the hole. Great idea. Just what I wanted to do with my Saturday afternoon, hacking the gas can to make it work exactly as well as it did three years ago, before government wrecked it."

"If they can wreck such a normal and traditional item like this, and do it largely under the radar screen, what else have they mandatorily malfunctioned? How many other things in our daily lives have been distorted, deformed and destroyed by government regulations?"

"If some product annoys you in surprising ways, there’s a good chance that it is not the invisible hand at work, but rather the regulatory grip that is squeezing the life out of civilization itself."
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:33 pm to
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I dont want all these locks and flow regulators and shite.


You can remove them you know.
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:33 pm to
VP Racing gas cans on Amazon. Extra wide mouth for easy filling and flexible spout that fill faster than any of the "old style" red cans ever did.
This post was edited on 4/27/17 at 1:34 pm
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:36 pm to
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I couldn't design a cap that spilled that much when filling a tank if I tried.


Only a government organization could f-up a simple gas can.

Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21408 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 1:39 pm to
I just take the whole spout off and pour out the mouth, usually spill about 5% of it. Good work EPA
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