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re: What do farmers say when they want to party? - Priapus
Sweet corn will be ready on Friday, you rookies....
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re: Paging all the Clemson d-bags on here - Priapus
Then again, you probably do not sleep with your own relatives, much less your own mother....
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re: This is what a POS looks like - Priapus
Wild birds everywhere are rejoicing at the death of that TPOS cat....
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re: How much do u pay for a haircut? - Priapus
20 including $5 tip. Give her a Benjamin at Christmastime cut....
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re: Recommend a Fish Cleaning Knife - Priapus
Dex Russ...
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re: Dead Snake ID of the day - Priapus
Yeah. I heard a scream the other day and my Cleanorita had found a milk snake inside my house that the damn dogs had apparently let in. I picked him up and pitched him into the bushes where he is probably eating a copperhead or rat as we speak. Act like you have some sense. ...
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re: Dead Snake ID of the day - Priapus
Enjoy the hantavirus you pussy....
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re: The ISIS capital, Raqqa, has basically been totally destroyed (video and article) - Priapus
Im'a Raqqua man burning on the streets down here alone......
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re: Have you ever walked up on something you weren't supposed to see? - Priapus
Not no, but hell no....
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re: How much to be an OT Baller by state - Priapus
My Jefe Mexican nets well over 500k. When he needs someone to sign a note for whatever piece of equipment he deems necessary, all he has to do is ask. This is not hard people....
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re: Where is the best place to buy Katanas on the internet? - Priapus
I have been needing to upgrade my throwing star game. My 1911 just might not be enough to protect me from the Ninja element....
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re: Does this ancient Egyptian manuscript show a UFO landing on the Sphinx? - Priapus
I know a turkey when I see one. I know plenty of people who worship turkeys today. Why? Because they are the easiest thing to kill in the wild except for mushrooms. I'd expect that twixt a meal of sand or turkey, you might worship one of them too....
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How much gold will wash up in FLA? - Priapus
So how much of that Spanish gold that tends to wash up during even weak storms will wash up during this monster? I bet the metal detector crowd are licking their chops....
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re: Harvey ***Catastrophic Flooding Event*** - Priapus
This thing is wrecking our asses over here. Did a ride around 2 hours ago and saw many thousands in damage on my property. Now it is REALLY raining. Sheeeite....
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re: Harvey ***Catastrophic Flooding Event*** - Priapus
The Bitch is here in Western North Carolina now. Pretty impressive I must say....
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re: Joel Osteen closes his church.... offers prayers..... - Priapus
I got to meet Jim and Tammy Lee after they were run out of Charlotte for being counts. This guy is simply the same without the mascara. frick him. frick his "church". I am absolutely a God fearing man....
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re: Do we have anyone running west to help with Rescue? - Priapus
We saved a lot of people in the Columbia flood 2 years ago. I was just thinking about calling a crew and heading down there since this shite is going to be much worse. Trust me. If you can imagine it. There will be nothing more satisfying in your life than pulling a 7 year old girl out of her sec...
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re: Is this a baited field , OB? - Priapus
[quote]Plantimg corn, not harvesting it, and then flooding it to the ears isn't what I call management. A bit off topic but how that is allowed as normal agriculture practices is beyond me[/quote] It's not. However, it IS specifically allowed by Federal law. ...
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re: Is this a baited field , OB? - Priapus
Define "cutting". With a bush hog? Illegal. With a combine? Absolutely legal for waterfowl hunting....
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re: Harvey ***Catastrophic Flooding Event*** - Priapus
I had 23" of rain in less than 24 hours at my house a couple years ago. I knew it was coming, they knew this was coming. It sucks, and I think you people may actually make our flood look tame. Be smart. My boat saved lives....
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