- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Who would win if all the branches of the US armed forces fought each other?
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:07 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:07 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
Or the ships/subs could go to another country for provisions.
And do what, float around underwater full of provisions until you run out again, and go get some more? Build an underwater city and declare yourselves running shite down there?
Well...NOBODY GAF!!
1
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:07 pm to LSUBoo
Under pirate rules we could steal women... we wouldn't even have to frick each other.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:09 pm to Festus
quote:
Festus
Not invited to the pirate sub. Have fun dying from radiation sickness, bitch.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:11 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
Besides, how fricking awesome would it be to be on a pirate submarine.
I do have a pirate way back in my family tree. I'd be a legacy.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:12 pm to Darth_Vader
You can have Fetus's spot since he's being a negative little bitch.
Welcome aboard, Semen Darth!
Welcome aboard, Semen Darth!
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:14 pm to terd ferguson
Submarine Sailor: "Hey guys, we're full of provisions again! No need to worry about being hungry or thirsty. And we have plenty of weapons.
Other sailor: "Well, when are we gonna shoot shite"?
SS: "Ummmm...not sure, but when we're ready to shoot, we got plenty!
OS: "So, what's the plan now"?
SS: "We ride around underwater, until we run out of supplies again.
terd: "Well, I guess we win!!!!"
Other sailor: "Well, when are we gonna shoot shite"?
SS: "Ummmm...not sure, but when we're ready to shoot, we got plenty!
OS: "So, what's the plan now"?
SS: "We ride around underwater, until we run out of supplies again.
terd: "Well, I guess we win!!!!"
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:16 pm to Festus
Fetus: "Oh no! I'm dead. I shouldn't have been a dick to Capt Terd."
dies
dies
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:16 pm to bubblehead26
Ya'all don't have even as many ground troop capable people as the AF. You control the seas (if you can beat the coasties - some days that is a big if - just kidding).
I think you underestimate the number of kinetic a/c in the inventory.
How long until the Navy runs out of av gas not being able to get to land?
I think you underestimate the number of kinetic a/c in the inventory.
How long until the Navy runs out of av gas not being able to get to land?
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:18 pm to weagle99
Air Force, bitches!
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:19 pm to terd ferguson
Fetus: dies
terd: "Ok fellas, looks like we win."
Sailor: "When are we going ashore?"
terd: "frick that, what if someone survived and is alive and engages us in battle".
Sailor: "Well...we are running low on supplies....Should we make a run"?
terd: "fricking A!"
terd: "Ok fellas, looks like we win."
Sailor: "When are we going ashore?"
terd: "frick that, what if someone survived and is alive and engages us in battle".
Sailor: "Well...we are running low on supplies....Should we make a run"?
terd: "fricking A!"
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:20 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
quote:
How long until the Navy runs out of av gas not being able to get to land?
Piracy, bro... keep up. The Navy has gone full pirate now. We're raiding the high seas for everything we need: fuel, food, prostitutes, whiskey.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:21 pm to Festus
quote:
Sailor: "Well...we are running low on supplies....Should we make a run"?
terd: "fricking A!"
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:21 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
Welcome aboard, Semen Darth!
I'll come abroad. But you ain't gettin none of my semens.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:25 pm to terd ferguson
OK, I'm sorry for making fun of your sailor gayness. I actually like the idea of being a butt pirate down under with you.
Permission to join your pirate army and be referred to as Private Fetus Seman.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:27 pm to Festus
I'm gonna no with Navy.
I think we should get rid of the other services anyway
I think we should get rid of the other services anyway
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:28 pm to Festus
quote:Wouldn't it be Seaman Festus Semen?
Private Fetus Seman.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:29 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
Private Fetus Seman.
Wouldn't it be Seaman Festus Semen?
I'm no navy man but I think where the seaman is placed in the title denotes their preference for which oriface the semen goes into.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:31 pm to Festus
You ok bunking with terd after a long day and no shower for a week?
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:31 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
I'm no navy man but I think where the seaman is placed in the title denotes their preference for which oriface the semen goes into.
Ah yes, the Davy Jones rule
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:32 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
I'm gonna no with Navy.
Good man. They're sissies.
Page 6 of 8
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News