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Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:25 am to cbree88
Much of what is described here is what I experience daily.
The funny part for all of us is that we all put up with it for the pussy we occasionally get.
Woman control the world. We are the idiots.
The funny part for all of us is that we all put up with it for the pussy we occasionally get.
Woman control the world. We are the idiots.
This post was edited on 6/29/21 at 6:26 am
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:12 am to Stealth Matrix
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She doesn't get mad when she needs to.
And gets mad when she doesn’t need to. This is all of them I think.
Like for me Sunday I decide to invite friends over to watch the CWS final and cook on the grill on Tuesday. I told her and that was no issue. So around lunch Sunday I leave the farm to head to the store. I call her 3 times en route to ask if there is anything she would want me to get for the cookout. She doesn’t answer. I decide to get steaks for everyone and knowing Sunday night I always cook steak thought well she may not want steak again 2 nights from now so I grab a pack of chicken and some smoked sausages as alternatives.
Get home tell her what I got she gets upset “I wish you would have included me in this before you bought food”
Me: I tried, you didn’t answer your phone
Her: I was painting the bathroom I wasn’t around my phone
Me: ok but not my fault you didn’t take your phone in there with you
Her: but we are having steak tonight why have it again Tuesday?
Me: because I want steak Tuesday
Her: but you never have steak twice in a week
Me: my team is playing for a title I want to eat steak while I watch it. If you don’t want steak that’s fine that’s why I got the chicken as well
Her: whatever :storms off:
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:21 am to cbree88
My wife manages about 30 people at work, most of whom are younger. We also have 2 teenagers. There are times she can't turn that manager/mom switch off and talks to me like I'm her employee or teenage son. I know it's not done intentionally, but I'll gently remind her I'm her husband and not her employee/son.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:21 am to RB10
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don’t care. You choose.”
“Ugh. I’m not eating.”
Respond with “good then you won’t get fat”
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:22 am to cbree88
celibacy
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:23 am to MEANGREEN65
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Woman control the world. We are the idiots.
They should bc they have a pussy. But they don’t bc they are too emotional.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:28 am to cbree88
She doesn’t blow me
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:30 am to cbree88
Giving shite to bums at the intersection _ she has a good heart. I’m going to hell.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:41 am to The Spleen
My wife manages a shite ton of people, and I always catch her using ‘that voice’ on her mom or friends. It’s just a distant voice, clinical or something, but either I can’t tell, or she doesn’t use it on me. I just probably can’t pick up on it.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:42 am to Gorilla Ball
Doesn't carry her cell phone with her when she goes places.
OR
Carries her phone with her, but the battery is dead.
Those are the only 2 situations - I swear I should cancel the service on her phone.
OR
Carries her phone with her, but the battery is dead.
Those are the only 2 situations - I swear I should cancel the service on her phone.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:47 am to FuzzyBearE
I’m always happy when we go to dinner on Friday or Saturday nights and I forget the phone at home. I’m on the damn thing for work all the time. I guess it’s job security
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:51 am to FuzzyBearE
quote:Jody Feastin’
Doesn't carry her cell phone with her when she goes places.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:01 am to Mr Breeze
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Putting the kitchen garbage bag outside the back door so I can take the long and arduous 15 step journey to the trash can.
At least she takes it out. Sometimes mine is literally overflowing to where the lid cannot close. It's like I'm the only one in the house that knows how to take the bag out and tie a fricking knot.
Pisses me off so much, but I just don't fight it anymore. I've wasted enough breath on it in the past and nothing changed.
This post was edited on 6/29/21 at 8:18 am
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:04 am to FuzzyBearE
Just ran in to another one.
She has zero spatial relations awareness. I just opened the fridge and there it was, a plate with a boiled egg on it, sitting there in the "tall stuff" section"
She constantly does this. There are multiple shelves set up for short stuff with plenty of room. But she'll take up all the tall stuff area with some tiny bullshite item.
So the milk I just transferred from the fridge in the garage to the kitchen one now has no place to go. I'm about to start taking these short items and either putting them out on the counter, or in the freezer.
This same thing occurs with the drying rack we have next to the kitchen sink. She will put a long skinny item like a cutting board or a ladle across the whole thing, taking up all the space, instead of standing it vertical or perpendicular and maximizing space.
She would be the shittiest Tetris player ever known.
She has zero spatial relations awareness. I just opened the fridge and there it was, a plate with a boiled egg on it, sitting there in the "tall stuff" section"
She constantly does this. There are multiple shelves set up for short stuff with plenty of room. But she'll take up all the tall stuff area with some tiny bullshite item.
So the milk I just transferred from the fridge in the garage to the kitchen one now has no place to go. I'm about to start taking these short items and either putting them out on the counter, or in the freezer.
This same thing occurs with the drying rack we have next to the kitchen sink. She will put a long skinny item like a cutting board or a ladle across the whole thing, taking up all the space, instead of standing it vertical or perpendicular and maximizing space.
She would be the shittiest Tetris player ever known.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:05 am to cbree88
Hallmark channel addiction.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:07 am to Tangineck
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Dirtying every pot/pan/dish in the cabinet to cook and eat the simplest of meals.
Mine does this. Drives me crazy cause we have it worked out if I cook she cleans it up, if she cooks I clean.
Me cooking: use grill, paper plates and bowls. 1 maybe 2 dirty pans and dirty utensils. Might spill a little seasoning on the counter top which she will bitch about
Her: uses 4 little glass bowls to hold stuff, strainer, all kinds of utensils, different knife to cut different produce, this electric mincer thing that’s a PITA to clean, baking sheets with no foil that have to be vigorously scrubbed, spill shite all over. Glass plates and bowls instead of paper
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:08 am to TygerTyger
Lack of planning when it comes to cooking.
For example she will start some fries in the oven that take 25 mins at the same time I start grilling burgers which take 8 mins.
For example she will start some fries in the oven that take 25 mins at the same time I start grilling burgers which take 8 mins.
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:12 am to Tangineck
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Dirtying every pot/pan/dish in the cabinet to cook and eat the simplest of meals.
This would be on my wife's list about me. My ADD-riddled scatter brain just can't seem to cook a meal without making a complete mess and using lots of dishes.
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